ANTI-CIMEX

[Lance Pursuit]

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[Haamujen kosto]

Kukas Cimex-ukkeli tossa Svaveldioxidisissa soittaa?

Edit: Lafkurin bandcampissä näin tota mainosteltiin siis.

Edit. Ei vissiin kukaan.

[soitan kansanradioon]

Demos 81-85, jumalauta mitä mäiskettä!

Loistava!!!

Kaivan tän huomenna hyllystä kaljanjuontimusaksi!

[Vilja heilimöi, minä en]

Demos 81-85, jumalauta mitä mäiskettä!

Loistava!!!

Kaivan tän huomenna hyllystä kaljanjuontimusaksi!

Vittu tää on suoraan sanottuna sairasta silpomista.

[....]

Kyllä se on Criminal Trap. CRIMINAL VITUN TRAP.

[Ridge Porridge]

Tänään vois pyöräyttää kaikki anti-cimexit.

[Lance Pursuit]

Kyllä se on Criminal Trap. CRIMINAL VITUN TRAP.

Tässä on hullut tuplaukset kitaroilla,,,,,,,,,,,, eternal supports.

[Ridge Porridge]

Mun scandinavian jawbreakerin b-puoli ihan vitun skraiduilla ja pomppi vitukseen saatana

[Ridge Porridge]

Tämmönen CDboksi ois tulossa. Vois ostaa vaan ton singleCDn takia.
http://www.plastichead.com/item.asp?ex= ... ISS099CDBX

[Poistunut käyttäjä 4dc9fa]

[Poistunut käyttäjä 4dc9fa]

Ok kids, heres a little story for ya!

There once was this little band from the North, we can call them Fucktards. They lived for THE BAND, sharing everything about it. There were no actual people in THE BAND, because they WERE THE BAND and nothing else had any importance at all. They began to release records and eventually changed some members. When the old member left the band he was no longer the band, he was the ex-band. While the new member become an important part of the band! The band was more important than the persons that was forming the band. And all was good.

Fucktards started to get some reputation and became somewhat a name in the scene. They even went to the UK on a tour, which only two(sic) Swedish bands had done before. They were still sharing everything equal in the band, because thats what BANDS do. But after the UK tour the original guitarist quit.

A new guitarist emerged, taking the place in THE BAND that the old guitarist left. THE BAND was now complete again. They released two full length records before they decided to call it a day. THE BAND was no more. They thought.

Both the singer and the guitarist had started a growing addiction to stuff thats make your head feel funny and that had became a problem. Disbanding THE BAND didnt help. They just started new bands and continued as usual.

Meanwhile the old BAND lived its own life and got more and more reputation, even though it was no longer around. Bad people started to release stuff with the band and made their own money on it. Some of that stuff were awfully ugly and the former BAND-members decided to do something about it.

The drummer, who was the only one left in a band that lived a regular, normal life, started FB-pages, started merchdeals, did record deals, only to have some sort of control of the legacy. The drummer had contact all the time with the remaining bandmembers (singer and guitarist). He didnt do shit without asking and discussing with them. They didnt even wanna discuss, "do whats best for us", they said. And the Little drummer tried. He worked hard and put down countless hours in this, despite being the only one that had a job. And all was good. Until three months ago.

The guitarist start to mass-mess the drummer about how he have been stealing money from the guitarist. "No, I havnt", the drummer said and showed receipts, bankaccounts and all shit. The guitarist didnt stop. "In some way youre robbing me of money! Dont know how and how much and when, but you are!" he cried in numerous messages, Calling the drummer ugly names. The guitarist also claimed that all the songs he was in on was HIS songs, not THE BANDS. THE BAND was nothing without him. He also suffered from massive memory loss, because every deal THE BAND did, he couldnt remember he said yes to. He could not even remember where he got the advances the drummer put on his account. Total. Memory. Loss. Or maybe drugs finally burnt through his brain membranes.

One day the drummer just had it with that shit. And here we are today.

So:
From now on there will be no more records with Anti Cimex featuring Cliff on guitar. Were not his fucking comp band! This also means that all Cimex songs with Cliff on guitar will in a near future be removed from Spotify, Youtube and the likes.

All songs featuring Cliff are declared dead.

And if someone makes a deal with Cliff about releasing these records, you are doing a bootleg and you know you are fucking with THE BAND. And the drummer is really angry now so he will make everything possible to fuck with the one who tries to release that shit. Believe me.

Now discuss in small groups and if you have questions, please write us.

(No, we will not reform)

(NB: The money that Cimex are making is about aprox 800 euro a year. They shall first be divided between records, then between members. I work in one of Swedens biggest construction companies, earning 2500 euro a month. Why the fuck should I knick Cliffs pennies?? Rock star for Life!)

[Recard]

[Räppi-Turre]

Jassåå! Ihmettelinkin kun Facessa Cimexin ryhmä vaihtoi nimeä.

[Ridge Porridge]

No jo on soppa. Tää on kyllä ihan vitun hohhoijaa tason juttu tolta kitaristilta. Kohta varmaan bändin nimen käytöstä pitää tehdä kaks eri nimeä tai jotain, niiku ANTI CIMEX A.D yms.

[piirsi kullin ja poistui]

Toivottavasti se dokkkari nyt tulee kuitenkin vai onko tullu jo?