Iron Maiden jokes in english

[Marcelo]

U2 asked Iron Maiden to support on tour, just don't play Man on the Edge.

[Käpyjen kerääjä mies]

Steve Harris was studying biology in Sweden. One time he asks teacher: "Bruce says piss is stored in the balls is that true Per?"

[Marcelo]

This one actually true story: Blaze got sacked because Steve misheard him ask "don't you think I could shave your wife?"

[Marcelo]

Blaze: u mad bro?
Steve: nomad

[Marcelo]

How does Bruce Dickinson prepare for a gig?
Powerslav squatting

[Marcelo]

Steve Harris decided to give each band member one video from his horror collection, Bruce was first to choose:
"Scream for me"

[Marcelo]

Steve Harris decided to give each band member one video from his horror collection, Bruce was first to choose:
"Scream for me"

Adrian raised his selection in front of the sun light, so Bruce said
"The shadow of the Wicker Man is rising up again"

[Marcelo]

Bruce Dickinson went buying cup of coffee
"you take cream or sugar?"
"cream for me"

[Fun Beerman]

Nicko was at festival backstage watching the ska band before them. He got very excited and wanted to "feat". He went to Steve and asked: can I play with Madness?

[Marcelo]

Finnish prime minister was asked what Maiden song she will listen to most when on retirement
-Rime of the Ancient Mariner

[Musti Koira]

Iron Maiden once had a gig and the pub owner asked which one of you is Iron.

[Marcelo]

Alanis Morrissette was listening Number of the Beast with her friend
-gee that Nicko sure can blast
-no Alanis, it is Clive
-isn't it Iron-Nick?

[Marcelo]

Why Iron Maiden travelled to Finland a week before the Nokia Arena concert?

To reach Tamphere in time