Iron Maiden jokes in english
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U2 asked Iron Maiden to support on tour, just don't play Man on the Edge.
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Steve Harris was studying biology in Sweden. One time he asks teacher: "Bruce says piss is stored in the balls is that true Per?"
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This one actually true story: Blaze got sacked because Steve misheard him ask "don't you think I could shave your wife?"
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Blaze: u mad bro?
Steve: nomad
Steve: nomad
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How does Bruce Dickinson prepare for a gig?
Powerslav squatting
Powerslav squatting
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Steve Harris decided to give each band member one video from his horror collection, Bruce was first to choose:
"Scream for me"
"Scream for me"
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Adrian raised his selection in front of the sun light, so Bruce said
"The shadow of the Wicker Man is rising up again"
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Bruce Dickinson went buying cup of coffee
"you take cream or sugar?"
"cream for me"
"you take cream or sugar?"
"cream for me"
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Nicko was at festival backstage watching the ska band before them. He got very excited and wanted to "feat". He went to Steve and asked: can I play with Madness?
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Finnish prime minister was asked what Maiden song she will listen to most when on retirement
-Rime of the Ancient Mariner
-Rime of the Ancient Mariner
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Iron Maiden once had a gig and the pub owner asked which one of you is Iron.
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Alanis Morrissette was listening Number of the Beast with her friend
-gee that Nicko sure can blast
-no Alanis, it is Clive
-isn't it Iron-Nick?
-gee that Nicko sure can blast
-no Alanis, it is Clive
-isn't it Iron-Nick?
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Why Iron Maiden travelled to Finland a week before the Nokia Arena concert?
To reach Tamphere in time
To reach Tamphere in time
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