Best Uuno Turhapuro quotes

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Best Uuno Turhapuro quotes

#1 Post by Suomen surkein ihminen » 04 Sep 2013, 12:40

- I have talents in acting
- what talents
- christmas presents
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#2 Post by Robocopin aviokriisi » 05 Sep 2013, 11:42

What? Vlothes away? Now i understand, this is a porno livephoto! Theres you heard girls, clothes off, this is art!

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#3 Post by Suomen surkein ihminen » 05 Sep 2013, 23:16

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#4 Post by Robocopin aviokriisi » 06 Sep 2013, 12:33

" A half beer"
"we dont sell halfs"
"Put then eight!"

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#5 Post by Suomen surkein ihminen » 13 Sep 2013, 01:38

Invicible man is ex-Superman which got rusty.
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#6 Post by Lörsson. » 21 Sep 2013, 14:42

What satan's passport?

- I thought you fucked off.
- I did! But then I fucked back on again.


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#7 Post by Suomen surkein ihminen » 21 Sep 2013, 21:00

Lörsson. wrote:What satan's passport?
it is not Uuno Quote. It is test tube adult quote.
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#8 Post by Slack Haddock » 13 Aug 2014, 13:33

täh
Isi, miksi en saanut yhtään joululahjaa? Simo, sinulla on syöpä.

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#10 Post by ööö » 15 Aug 2014, 13:23

smoke long moment

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#11 Post by Aloysius Kärppä » 19 Aug 2014, 22:32

Sven, es el eje de la hélice?
Sven, ahora
:dog: Cat inside

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#12 Post by Robocopin aviokriisi » 08 Sep 2014, 23:55

"I know the Extasy leader, Tookalready Extasy in names!"

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#13 Post by Räppi-Turre » 09 Sep 2014, 15:38

Uno is numero uno
...That’s Heavy!
...I’m rappin’ Heavy Metal!

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#14 Post by Slack Haddock » 07 Jun 2016, 22:58

:lol:
Isi, miksi en saanut yhtään joululahjaa? Simo, sinulla on syöpä.

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#15 Post by Rage Kandelin » 07 Jun 2016, 23:02

You are rancid, Rancid.
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