Good Finnish jokes in English

For the foreigners and others in English.

Moderator: Bulizky

Post Reply
Message
Author
User avatar
Räppi-Turre
.
.
Posts: 108359
Joined: 30 Apr 2004, 14:37
Contact:

Re: Good Finnish jokes in English

#31 Post by Räppi-Turre » 13 Nov 2009, 11:38

No cunt what a jokes! :lol:
...That’s Heavy!
...I’m rappin’ Heavy Metal!

(=^ェ^=)
King of Bhutan
Posts: 30728
Joined: 04 Mar 2004, 21:33

Re: Good Finnish jokes in English

#32 Post by (=^ェ^=) » 13 Nov 2009, 13:15

Anna Maki and Usko Kylmanen met for the first time.
Anna: "I don't give."
Usko: "I believe that."

User avatar
Balam-Acab
el segundo
Posts: 175481
Joined: 23 Apr 2004, 17:04
Location: anarkistinen rodunsekoittajapariskunta

Re: Good Finnish jokes in English

#33 Post by Balam-Acab » 13 Nov 2009, 13:15

Another couple of palindromes:

Oh, a bucket of rice spirits in Vaasa, in Vaasa a vizier is preying on the bucket.
Station child, Pasila's own Mona Lisa in Pispala.
Naturally, the machines were destroyed.
Image
http://ctw.fi/ Cast to Wolves crust
:homosaatio: :heart: :love5: :love8: :transagenda:

User avatar
Hazza B'Gunne
Whole Lotta Engberg
Posts: 4597
Joined: 28 Sep 2008, 18:28
Location: Tammisaaren miehitysalue 10300

Re: Good Finnish jokes in English

#34 Post by Hazza B'Gunne » 13 Nov 2009, 23:45

Peetu Nykänen wrote:No cunt what a jokes! :lol:
äKDKUYEB BÖKKELSHOUS wrote:Nussiminen on tärkeämpää kun urheilu.


Top50
Support!
Adolf :pig:

User avatar
Buddy Love
Matti Partanen
Matti Partanen
Posts: 100000
Joined: 05 Jan 2005, 17:00

Re: Good Finnish jokes in English

#35 Post by Buddy Love » 14 Nov 2009, 01:32

Q: What is Barbies favourite children's poem?
A: Who ate the summer butter
6000-7000 tuhatta%

User avatar
Adenius
3k
Posts: 3572
Joined: 13 Nov 2009, 10:23
Location: Torkkari/Benalmádena

Re: Good Finnish jokes in English

#36 Post by Adenius » 15 Nov 2009, 12:47

Eki__jns wrote:Time machine got a new rehearsal room. Sani made some space.
Sani had some space made.
PiF Seinfeld Crew 1%

Rekisterikilpibongaus 1-999: 982
Aloitettu joskus 2007

User avatar
töpäkkä olemus
5k
Posts: 5481
Joined: 03 Sep 2008, 17:16
Location: Kämpillä

Re: Good Finnish jokes in English

#37 Post by töpäkkä olemus » 17 Nov 2009, 15:30

-
Last edited by töpäkkä olemus on 01 Dec 2014, 01:21, edited 1 time in total.
Image

(=^ェ^=)
King of Bhutan
Posts: 30728
Joined: 04 Mar 2004, 21:33

Re: Good Finnish jokes in English

#38 Post by (=^ェ^=) » 17 Nov 2009, 17:11

^Has Alexi Laiho joined Agathocles?

User avatar
Suomen surkein ihminen
Kuvan käsitteliä mies
Posts: 179943
Joined: 01 Aug 2005, 00:20

Re: Good Finnish jokes in English

#39 Post by Suomen surkein ihminen » 17 Nov 2009, 22:10

What kind of underpants Eino Grön wears?
- evergreen tangos
Image

User avatar
Adenius
3k
Posts: 3572
Joined: 13 Nov 2009, 10:23
Location: Torkkari/Benalmádena

Re: Good Finnish jokes in English

#40 Post by Adenius » 18 Nov 2009, 12:41

What is this:

TU+ PU+ MUImage Image

A: Tourist squeezed from an egg and put.
PiF Seinfeld Crew 1%

Rekisterikilpibongaus 1-999: 982
Aloitettu joskus 2007

User avatar
Spiidröy
Tasa-arvoa, huumeita, erotiikkaa, asemiehiä ja Paavo Arhinmäki
Posts: 23941
Joined: 29 Sep 2005, 16:48
Location: Kuikkapanta (tanpere)

Re: Good Finnish jokes in English

#41 Post by Spiidröy » 15 Jan 2010, 14:26

ROflonteX wrote:gather a bonfire
a whole bonfire?
a whole bonfire

What is epäjärjestelmällistyttämättömyydellänsäkäänköhän in English?
Not even on his disorderleydeywaywaydingdongdoo?
Damone wrote:Tampereen vihreäpää kävi vittuilemassa pienestä punk-prosentista ja kertoi miten huomaa että porukka jostain vitun Porista ja Savosta.
Twattie" wrote: No kuuntelisitte punkkia ja yrittäisitte ymmärtää siitä jotain ja olisitte että "FUCK THE SYSTEM!", niin ei tarttis koko ajan olla vittuilemassa ja syrjimässä. Mutta kun ei... Punk In Finland...

Stalinin morsian
Melkein ####!
Melkein ####!
Posts: 10669
Joined: 20 Jul 2006, 19:17

Re: Good Finnish jokes in English

#42 Post by Stalinin morsian » 16 Jan 2010, 16:10

- our mom is like half a dog, half an archelologist, little Calle revealed to Ville.
- how so?
- if she doesn't bark she digs the past.
ilmainen vuohi / ᠰᠠᠨᠰᠠᠷ ᠤᠨ ᠢᠮᠠᠭ᠎ᠠ wrote:
16 Feb 2019, 02:52
shdskjhjkhsjk jklSDJKLLSÖ Mdölkvb. vittu.

User avatar
vtmikko
God of PIF
God of PIF
Posts: 32766
Joined: 04 Mar 2004, 15:22
Location: MAALAISJENGI Lempäälä
Contact:

Re: Good Finnish jokes in English

#43 Post by vtmikko » 18 Jan 2010, 12:09

Buddy Love wrote:Q. What happened when Tauno Palo and Jerry Lewis had a car crash?
A. Tauno burned and Jerry got wider.

I heard that Inga Sulin was also in this same accident and she melted
Image

Allu
Posts: 8
Joined: 26 Jul 2009, 09:46

Re: Good Finnish jokes in English

#44 Post by Allu » 20 Jan 2010, 16:51

word variation = to get dick
remember your honey = sniff your eggs
smithers for you = bellend for others

User avatar
Vasara
7k
Posts: 7673
Joined: 13 Feb 2009, 11:48
Location: Tre

Re: Good Finnish jokes in English

#45 Post by Vasara » 21 Jan 2010, 22:16

jaffa for puppies = butt to dudes
juuh

Post Reply