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Re: Good Finnish jokes in English

Posted: 14 Mar 2010, 20:59
by Nknma
Come to look at the ceiling, a fly was killed to the wallpaper.

Re: Good Finnish jokes in English

Posted: 15 Mar 2010, 01:11
by Haamujen kosto
Is nitght door opens lights get idea knife flash cucumber cut and from kitchen moonbone: mother i want more cucumber sad witch!

Re: Good Finnish jokes in English

Posted: 15 Mar 2010, 13:03
by Reva Braun
Lain oikea käsi wrote:Is nitght door opens lights get idea knife flash cucumber cut and from kitchen moonbone: mother i want more cucumber sad witch!
mutsis wrote:Clock tworepeat. A knife flashes. A cucumber snaps. And the ohbread is ready!

Re: Good Finnish jokes in English

Posted: 15 Mar 2010, 13:05
by Haamujen kosto
mutsis wrote:
Lain oikea käsi wrote:Is nitght door opens lights get idea knife flash cucumber cut and from kitchen moonbone: mother i want more cucumber sad witch!
mutsis wrote:Clock tworepeat. A knife flashes. A cucumber snaps. And the ohbread is ready!
Why you tell old joke? I don´t understand. When repeats gets better? I think not. [-X

Re: Good Finnish jokes in English

Posted: 15 Mar 2010, 13:19
by Reva Braun
Lain oikea käsi wrote:
mutsis wrote:
Lain oikea käsi wrote:Is nitght door opens lights get idea knife flash cucumber cut and from kitchen moonbone: mother i want more cucumber sad witch!
mutsis wrote:Clock tworepeat. A knife flashes. A cucumber snaps. And the ohbread is ready!
Why you tell old joke? I don´t understand. When repeats gets better? I think not. [-X

Re: Good Finnish jokes in English

Posted: 15 Mar 2010, 17:54
by Where is the kaukosäädin?
I won't bother look previous pages so if this told before sew me.

Why did a person from Turku put more salt in his potato chips?
Because on the etiquette of the bag it says "put salt".

Re: Good Finnish jokes in English

Posted: 15 Mar 2010, 22:50
by useita piribooleja piilossa
Q: Why did Neumann stole salty crackers from the shop?
A: Because he had a restless Tuc-desire.

Re: Good Finnish jokes in English

Posted: 15 Mar 2010, 23:28
by Suomen surkein ihminen
Vampire went to the restaurant and ordered one liter of coke.

Re: Good Finnish jokes in English

Posted: 16 Mar 2010, 00:12
by Haamujen kosto
What is a fisherman's favourite holiday?
- Maay Day, because then you get to drink fiishing line.

Re: Good Finnish jokes in English

Posted: 17 Mar 2010, 22:50
by karttusa
which one and wrench fought. which one won.

Re: Good Finnish jokes in English

Posted: 10 Apr 2010, 23:45
by Suomen surkein ihminen
What is bigger than christmas tree?
- christmas seven

Re: Good Finnish jokes in English

Posted: 11 Apr 2010, 17:18
by Nixu
What Michael Jackson said when he broke his arm?

-Must fuck a child.

Re: Good Finnish jokes in English

Posted: 11 Apr 2010, 17:27
by Suomen surkein ihminen
What Michael Jackson did when he was driving uphill road?

-fucked little in the eye!

Re: Good Finnish jokes in English

Posted: 12 Apr 2010, 20:21
by Vasara
What Michael Jackson said in an elevator?
- Must fuck a child

Re: Good Finnish jokes in English

Posted: 16 May 2010, 20:45
by Nixu
Why doesn't Harrison Ford have any hair in his ass?

-He is The Fugitive.