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Alko tuurist in Oslo
Posted: 26 Oct 2016, 19:44
by buldozers
Apart from liking Norge's flag, I came here for no reason. I will write here some random observations during the trip.
1st hour:
- It makes me giggle to hear people saying "Ushlu"
-Trains have all kinds of vending and coffee machines
- I found my favourite street so far

Re: Alko tuurist in Oslo
Posted: 26 Oct 2016, 21:45
by Bıyıklı adam
seen any testosterone lip balm useing womans yet?
Re: Alko tuurist in Oslo
Posted: 26 Oct 2016, 23:34
by Äŋ, verinokkaeläin 囧
Re: Alko tuurist in Oslo
Posted: 26 Oct 2016, 23:50
by buldozers
Homokaasua, komisario Palmu wrote:seen any testosterone lip balm useing womans yet?
Not yet, but I just found not- a-bathroom-tile opera building!

Re: Alko tuurist in Oslo
Posted: 27 Oct 2016, 19:32
by Räppi-Turre
Does Norway exist?
Re: Alko tuurist in Oslo
Posted: 27 Oct 2016, 20:32
by Haamujen kosto
Very weird opera!

Re: Alko tuurist in Oslo
Posted: 27 Oct 2016, 20:34
by Not Just Kalmu
is problemvein vein juu kännot find with needel?
Re: Alko tuurist in Oslo
Posted: 27 Oct 2016, 20:47
by kaikkien kanssa toimeen tuleva
are you going to speak norway there
Re: Alko tuurist in Oslo
Posted: 27 Oct 2016, 22:09
by buldozers
Re: Alko tuurist in Oslo
Posted: 27 Oct 2016, 22:11
by buldozers
kaikkien kanssa toimeen tuleva wrote:are you going to speak norway there
i am trying to speak sweden there and saying kamelåså time to time so they don't notice i am a spy
Re: Alko tuurist in Oslo
Posted: 27 Oct 2016, 22:38
by buldozers
Had a sculpture psychosis in Vigeland park
family crisis: Norge's beer prices
don't worry my son, I will give you koff
people looking for bönthöö god
when it's finally Friday
when you don't know how to dance so you do the same thing what the other person does next to you
when you don't have dumbells so you use your children instead

Re: Alko tuurist in Oslo
Posted: 28 Oct 2016, 01:18
by buldozers
Oh, yeah. In Norge no Abloy keys, well.. who needs keys anyway

Re: Alko tuurist in Oslo
Posted: 28 Oct 2016, 02:06
by buldozers
FYI: Leave your potato bags in Finland if you travel to Ushlo
No, but seriously... can somebody find any explanation behind this?

Re: Alko tuurist in Oslo
Posted: 28 Oct 2016, 05:59
by Haamujen kosto
buldozers wrote:FYI: Leave your potato bags in Finland if you travel to Ushlo
No, but seriously... can somebody find any explanation behind this?

Too much healers, yes?
Re: Alko tuurist in Oslo
Posted: 28 Oct 2016, 06:06
by Pömbetuk
AALTONEN PÄÄSTÄ MUT OSLOO!!