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Re: Humour jokes

#31 Post by Timo Jutilan maksa » 26 Mar 2019, 17:09

Tell us more good läps!
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#32 Post by Дани́ла » 26 Mar 2019, 17:40

-Do you know what is ugliest dog in finland?
-Dialect of rauma :lol2mylly:
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#33 Post by Heitä sikaa/filth » 26 Mar 2019, 18:37

Omenoiden lahjoituspiste wrote: ↑
26 Mar 2019, 17:40
 -Do you know what is ugliest dog in finland?
-Dialect of rauma :lol2mylly:
butter hell! :lol2hakkaus:
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#34 Post by Riffs Mahoney » 27 Mar 2019, 09:12

Belief Chill and Give Hill met.
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- I am Belief of Chill.
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Re: Humour jokes

#35 Post by Timo Jutilan maksa » 27 Mar 2019, 22:15

Heitä sikaa/filth wrote: ↑
26 Mar 2019, 18:37
Omenoiden lahjoituspiste wrote: ↑
26 Mar 2019, 17:40
 -Do you know what is ugliest dog in finland?
-Dialect of rauma :lol2mylly:
butter hell! :lol2hakkaus:
Holy craist this is good läps!
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#36 Post by Andalusialaisen koiran veli » 29 Mar 2019, 13:46

What did darth vader say at optician?

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#37 Post by Le Röi Henri » 29 Mar 2019, 15:57

Räppi-Turre wrote: ↑
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Timo Jutilan maksa wrote: ↑
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 Turquels, they always give so good laughs :lol: :lol: :lol: =D>
Ah yeah! Other side jocks!
Turquels dont drinking orangejuice because in pack reads: must be shaken in own poo
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#38 Post by Hikkanen » 29 Mar 2019, 23:08

ferry cross the perse wrote: ↑
29 Mar 2019, 15:57
Räppi-Turre wrote: ↑
07 Mar 2019, 11:17
Timo Jutilan maksa wrote: ↑
06 Mar 2019, 16:38
 Turquels, they always give so good laughs :lol: :lol: :lol: =D>
Ah yeah! Other side jocks!
Turquels dont drinking orangejuice because in pack reads: must be shaken in own poo
Yes, very good humour of different languages!
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#39 Post by RUNKKUMESTARI » 31 Mar 2019, 00:09

woman pour rotten liquid over her (milk)
sud'enly while licking her self clean she said to dictation machine (rec was on!!!!)
"yes milk is good, but it Need To Be Fresh" :D

everytimes crack that :DDD

(joke is on capital letters what makes engl. lang. word STOP [Like you need to stop licking immediatelly]=))
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#40 Post by Riffs Mahoney » 31 Mar 2019, 01:19

mukava joulumies wrote: ↑
31 Mar 2019, 00:09
 woman pour rotten liquid over her (milk)
sud'enly while licking her self clean she said to dictation machine (rec was on!!!!)
"yes milk is good, but it Need To Be Fresh" :D

everytimes crack that :DDD

(joke is on capital letters what makes engl. lang. word STOP [Like you need to stop licking immediatelly]=))
Good classic flap! I too am always ripped apart.
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Re: Humour jokes

#41 Post by Heitä sikaa/filth » 08 Apr 2019, 14:55

Hikkanen wrote: ↑
29 Mar 2019, 23:08
ferry cross the perse wrote: ↑
29 Mar 2019, 15:57
Räppi-Turre wrote: ↑
07 Mar 2019, 11:17
Timo Jutilan maksa wrote: ↑
06 Mar 2019, 16:38
 Turquels, they always give so good laughs :lol: :lol: :lol: =D>
Ah yeah! Other side jocks!
Turquels dont drinking orangejuice because in pack reads: must be shaken in own poo
Yes, very good humour of different languages!
Car seller present Nissan cars for turkuite:
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Re: Humour jokes

#42 Post by Timo Jutilan maksa » 10 Apr 2019, 12:44

hauvan lepo wrote: ↑
29 Mar 2019, 15:57
Räppi-Turre wrote: ↑
07 Mar 2019, 11:17
Timo Jutilan maksa wrote: ↑
06 Mar 2019, 16:38
 Turquels, they always give so good laughs :lol: :lol: :lol: =D>
Ah yeah! Other side jocks!
Turquels dont drinking orangejuice because in pack reads: must be shaken in own poo
Hahahahah, good laughs :laughing2:
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Re: Humour jokes

#43 Post by Enstex Willer » 11 Apr 2019, 10:09

hauvan lepo wrote: ↑
29 Mar 2019, 15:57
Räppi-Turre wrote: ↑
07 Mar 2019, 11:17
Timo Jutilan maksa wrote: ↑
06 Mar 2019, 16:38
 Turquels, they always give so good laughs :lol: :lol: :lol: =D>
Ah yeah! Other side jocks!
Turquels dont drinking orangejuice because in pack reads: must be shaken in own poo
Turquel went to shower and wondered: Did I already cum or is this sham poo
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Re: Humour jokes

#44 Post by Timo Jutilan maksa » 11 Apr 2019, 12:37

Enstex Willer wrote: ↑
11 Apr 2019, 10:09
hauvan lepo wrote: ↑
29 Mar 2019, 15:57
Räppi-Turre wrote: ↑
07 Mar 2019, 11:17
Timo Jutilan maksa wrote: ↑
06 Mar 2019, 16:38
 Turquels, they always give so good laughs :lol: :lol: :lol: =D>
Ah yeah! Other side jocks!
Turquels dont drinking orangejuice because in pack reads: must be shaken in own poo
Turquel went to shower and wondered: Did I already cum or is this sham poo
Hahahahaha! :laughing2: Turquels :laughing2: Im daing here!
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