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Humour jokes

Posted: 20 Jan 2019, 01:42
by Hikkanen
Does your clock fermentate?
- Well ask it to fermentate at our place also!

:mrgreen:

Re: Humour jokes

Posted: 20 Jan 2019, 01:45
by Hikkanen
Do you like carpets on your floor?
- Well in our place they keep on floor even without liking!

:mrgreen:

Re: Humour jokes

Posted: 20 Jan 2019, 01:52
by Hikkanen
What is the difference between must and viher olives?
- Musti is a dog

:mrgreen:

Re: Humour jokes

Posted: 21 Jan 2019, 12:21
by Gootti-Turre
Oh I laughed! :lol:

Re: Humour jokes

Posted: 10 Feb 2019, 13:44
by Marcelo
What did the fly say to other?
-Come to the roof to look at our friend, who got killed on the wall paper

:mrgreen:

Re: Humour jokes

Posted: 16 Feb 2019, 09:40
by jumalan avokämmen
little calle went to store. he came back and a car hit calle. driver comes out of car and ask calle: are you ok? calle answer: yes but eggs broke, cucumber split and there is a rupture in liver's! :lol2mylly:

Re: Humour jokes

Posted: 28 Feb 2019, 05:05
by Omenoiden lahjoituspiste
Do you know how is russian ass buzzer?

It does not buzz and does not go in to ass :lol2mylly:

Re: Humour jokes

Posted: 28 Feb 2019, 08:04
by Taavetinmaan taavetti
two people were driving a tandem bike and the other one fell down!

Re: Humour jokes

Posted: 28 Feb 2019, 08:50
by Hans Besättning
What's from bright and smells shit?

Bright's shit!


:laughing5:

Re: Humour jokes

Posted: 28 Feb 2019, 09:37
by Reva Braun
Where do vietnamese people get their water? From Hanoi.

Re: Humour jokes

Posted: 01 Mar 2019, 10:12
by Timo Jutilan maksa
Two grannies went to blueberry and other one didn't fit in :roll:

Re: Humour jokes

Posted: 05 Mar 2019, 23:09
by Paske Notkuli
hwat difference between finn and swede

finn take vodka on the rocks but swede take rodka on the vocks

Re: Humour jokes

Posted: 05 Mar 2019, 23:11
by Hans Besättning
ferry cross the perse wrote:
05 Mar 2019, 23:09
hwat difference between finn and swede

finn take vodka on the rocks but swede take rodka on the vocks
:P

Re: Humour jokes

Posted: 06 Mar 2019, 09:30
by top 4 hevibändit
One kilo police
forgot joke

Re: Humour jokes

Posted: 06 Mar 2019, 11:53
by Andalusialaisen koiran veli
Why did the man from Turku put salt in potato chips?

Because the bag said Pan-suolaa