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Do you remember the knockings at my house? Well, now a shit appeared in my toilet out of nowhere

Posted: 26 Sep 2019, 13:51
by man of constant bönthö
I went to toilet and the turd was in there. Not any papers only the shit turd was there in my toilet

Re: Do you remember the knockings at my house? Well, now a shit appeared in my toilet out of nowhere

Posted: 26 Sep 2019, 13:52
by man of constant bönthö
The precence is starting to manifest itself

Re: Do you remember the knockings at my house? Well, now a shit appeared in my toilet out of nowhere

Posted: 26 Sep 2019, 14:03
by Iron Jorpe
The one who was knocking is probably now inside your house and uses the toilet ans has very shitty asshole because of not using paper, i believe this person is not able of using the pussy phone because it is probably some kind of ghost or spirit that has no physical hands but turd is still coming from this being

Re: Do you remember the knockings at my house? Well, now a shit appeared in my toilet out of nowhere

Posted: 28 Sep 2019, 07:14
by Kehittyvien maakuntien Simo
Jorpe wrote:
26 Sep 2019, 14:03
The one who was knocking is probably now inside your house and uses the toilet ans has very shitty asshole because of not using paper, i believe this person is not able of using the pussy phone because it is probably some kind of ghost or spirit that has no physical hands but turd is still coming from this being
Hmm, truly a fascinating theory old chum. I do believe that might just be the case here. I think an exorcist of some sort is needed here. And I think I know just the right man for the job...

Re: Do you remember the knockings at my house? Well, now a shit appeared in my toilet out of nowhere

Posted: 28 Sep 2019, 09:15
by warriorsuvut, hevinlöytäjä
It is a good thing the shit was in the toilet, what a thoughtful presence. It could have flushed, though.

Re: Do you remember the knockings at my house? Well, now a shit appeared in my toilet out of nowhere

Posted: 28 Sep 2019, 11:31
by motorisoitu keino
The Phantom of the Toilet, a shit opera

Re: Do you remember the knockings at my house? Well, now a shit appeared in my toilet out of nowhere

Posted: 28 Sep 2019, 16:21
by odotatko jo innolla
Jorpe wrote:
26 Sep 2019, 14:03
The one who was knocking is probably now inside your house and uses the toilet ans has very shitty asshole because of not using paper, i believe this person is not able of using the pussy phone because it is probably some kind of ghost or spirit that has no physical hands but turd is still coming from this being
I think this physical handlessness that dear Mr Jorpe mentioned might be the sole reason why the turd was not flushed in the toilet. I also think that if the poor spirit suffering from need to take a shit would've possessed any kind of ability to physically manipulate existing things, they might've at least written a note to Mocb to express their apology about the turd incident, ok :ok: :ok_hand: :+1:

Re: Do you remember the knockings at my house? Well, now a shit appeared in my toilet out of nowhere

Posted: 03 Oct 2019, 14:45
by Pedro nääs
sorry

Re: Do you remember the knockings at my house? Well, now a shit appeared in my toilet out of nowhere

Posted: 07 Oct 2019, 11:56
by tekstendääriä naulan kantaan
was shit more ciint log or smaller piece? maybe flock of pigeons?

Re: Do you remember the knockings at my house? Well, now a shit appeared in my toilet out of nowhere

Posted: 08 Oct 2019, 17:44
by hellästi takaluukkuun pantu koira
Heitä sikaa/filth wrote:
07 Oct 2019, 11:56
was shit more ciint log or smaller piece? maybe flock of pigeons?
pigeons not allowed in the crAPPER, only sparrows thank you very much