Shrek x Minion = fasting

[Karl Ove Knausgård]

He
missed it. No, you pervert. I save stuff for later use.
the minion sat on Shrek's lap, speaking of complete greed. I watched it
I wondered where it even came from. I finally spoke and said “what are they
do you do with it? "" You see. "Shrek replied." Go do it
you are boi! "Shrek flinched. A yellow jelly bean creature jumped
down Shrek’s lap and pulled the stripping pole out
overalls.

odd,
I was scared but excited to see what this disgusting little rubbish was
the hoe was going to do. He started playing the national anthem
Homeland. The sound of the ICarly theme fills my ears.
little thing Bounces it's yellow bubble finish line up and down, and
desperately strives for our money. As the little bean strips, I watch
Shrek over to notice that he has been watching me all the time. I am
amazed that he would rather watch me than stripping a small thing.

His
the eyes had the ability to analyze me and my thoughts. It was hot to know
that he can read my mind. I was trying to think of something
sexy. So I thought of myself as boxers. His face spread in a sentence,
almost seductive. Shrek placed his big Ogre hand on my thigh. I put my hand
on his shoulder and then squeezed it. Was this finally a moment
where would we take it further? What the mini had something to do
with which? I had no answers. I also didn't want answers at the moment,
because I was entangled in Shrek’s embrace. I rubbed her hairy naked
back as he kissed my mouth. I drove off again when I closed
eyes, but when I opened them back, I wasn't one with Shrek,
but one with the minion!

It
was weird how I couldn't tell Shrek's kiss and a
minion separated with eyes closed. But I enjoy it. I wasn't even angry
enough to stop. I just continued it. I quickly realized that Shrek was
The dress on the back is a warrior green suit. He got off the party bus
for fast smoke. I had to stop with the mini because he was
irritating.

Our
A bus driver named Gibby quickly got on us and then kicked us away. We had
finally arrived at its destination. Shrek said “welcome to the humble
"I was surprised we weren't in the swamp! We were a
suburb, cookie cutter kinda 'neighborhood. Shrek threw his tobacco
shrubs in his front yard. He walked as gorgeous as he did
ruled the world with an iron fist. I love the empowering feeling I get
when I'm with him.

[Karl Ove Knausgård]

Goodbye

[Karl Ove Knausgård]

I rubbed her hairy naked
back as he kissed my mouth. I drove off again when I closed
eyes,

[Karl Ove Knausgård]

Goodbye

[Karl Ove Knausgård]

Like
I came to Shrek’s house and got a text message from my girl. It
read "I hope you know that ruined our whole lives now. We are all
homeless, and we can’t even find a mother now. "I answered" he died LOL. "
I stored my phone away and went upstairs to Shrek’s room. He asked me
I wanted to play with the action characters of his transformer, and I said yes. We
stayed there for hours playing Roblox. Until we heard the knock
door. We can hear the door opening and dirt, ash and
the sound of blood thirsty, the revenge children filled the house. It was
definitely kids who are going to kill me.




"Come
Charlie said. Britney Spears' "Gimme More" started
gaming. We ran as fast as we could from the bad kids until they were
stick to us. Shrek freed themselves from their grip and threw a few of them a
miles away. Gabe grabbed my leg and tried to bite me. I got him up
from behind his shirt and kicked him in the stomach. She cried
pain and I dropped him. Shrek's backyard had been a battlefield
Duncan's children and Shrek. I ran in the direction of Shrek as he fought
for children. I helped him destroy the pests.




Shrek
was so angry that he channeled all the energy of the universe to come
his final form. A yellow force field around Shrek east. That then
exploded, and in the midst of the ashes of Shrek's house ruins, golden
The onion-shaped God stepped forward. It talked about "getting away from mine
"" The almighty being turned the remaining evil little people
into minions. He then brutally slaughtered them.




I
wanted to be a god like Shrek and float through the sky
view of the entire planet. I asked him “do I ever have an onion lord
like you. "He spoke words I will never forget." Alright. "

[Karl Ove Knausgård]

"have I ever been an onion lord
like you. "He spoke words I will never forget." Alright. "

[Karl Ove Knausgård]

(Shrek POV)
Bob
looked at me desperately. I could tell he wanted my body. He wanted us
the bodies rub against each other, so I stated his wishes. I pulled him
the embrace. We trusted each other so much that we didn’t even think
twice to go even further. I pulled on his clothes and we were
the wilderness is completely attached to each other’s bodies. I put a big ogre-




*** censored ***




(Bobin POV)




We got dressed and headed for her gut, where I then move to the lowest points of my life.




That
we spent the night every second with seconds playing Poptropica. We
hit the whole game, then we went to sleep. The next morning I woke up
constant knocking on the castle doors. I quickly put on my Gucci
nightgown and rushed to open the door. The man standing there was
a tall and brave man who looked familiar.




He tore off his fake mustache, and that’s when I realized who this sexy beast really was. It was Lord Farquaad!




He
pushed the Walmart plastic bag over my head and I quickly blackened. I
I woke up in a dark room and a red light in the corner. Where am I from
can see that on the table sat strangely shaped tools. I was shocked
with a bright white light as the dark figure opened the door. It was not
really hard to guess it was Lord Farquaad.




He
I walked into the chair to which I was attached. He whispered straight
my face. "Welcome to your new life." When he turned on the light.

[Karl Ove Knausgård]

What the fuck

[Karl Ove Knausgård]

"have I ever been an onion lord
like you. "He spoke words I will never forget." Alright. "

[Karl Ove Knausgård]

Really

[Karl Ove Knausgård]

Miktä

[Karl Ove Knausgård]

Oh Jesus now again

[Karl Ove Knausgård]

Goodbye

[Karl Ove Knausgård]

What the fuck

[Karl Ove Knausgård]

Goodbye