Iron Maiden jokes in english

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Marcelo · #1 Post by **Marcelo** » 17 Sep 2021, 10:44

Iron Maiden went shooting at trains, but Janick did not want to come, so Bruce asked:
"Afraid to shoot train, Gers?"

Marcelo · #2 Post by **Marcelo** » 17 Sep 2021, 11:21

While visiting North Korea, Adrian Smith found a Metallica cd. It was St. Anger in a strange land.

Marcelo · #3 Post by **Marcelo** » 17 Sep 2021, 11:39

Iron Maiden were planning a tour in Nepal, but they were not brave enough to play in the evil Kathmandu.

bad grankulla · #4 Post by **bad grankulla** » 17 Sep 2021, 11:49

Marcelo · #5 Post by **Marcelo** » 17 Sep 2021, 12:21

Steve Harris called IT support about his broken Swedish computer, they said "bring your dator to the slaughter"

Marcelo · #6 Post by **Marcelo** » 17 Sep 2021, 19:27

Bruce Dickinson was a guest in talk show Posse and killed everyone, so they died with their duudson.

Marcelo · #7 Post by **Marcelo** » 17 Sep 2021, 19:35

"knock knock"
-Who's there?
-Bruce
-Bruce who?
-Bruce Bruce

Marcelo · #8 Post by **Marcelo** » 17 Sep 2021, 20:30

Dave and Adrian were sweaty after show in hotel room and there was just one shower and one toilet, so it was a game of be quick or bidee.

armi · #9 Post by **armi** » 18 Sep 2021, 12:09

Not the shark then?

Blyatzkrieg Bop · #10 Post by **Blyatzkrieg Bop** » 18 Sep 2021, 12:53

Rautainen topoc

chemical varför · #11 Post by **chemical varför** » 18 Sep 2021, 14:45

Kontissa jääkeri pullo wrote: ↑
18 Sep 2021, 12:53
Rautainen topoc

Rautainen is ironic in english

Marcelo · #12 Post by **Marcelo** » 20 Sep 2021, 19:49

When on tour with Kiss in 1980, one night Gene said to Dave Murray "could you fill in on guitar, Ace's high"

Marcelo · #13 Post by **Marcelo** » 20 Sep 2021, 19:53

Iron Maiden were training new songs in 2002
"what's this one called then?"
"Paschendale"
"bless you"

Marcelo · #14 Post by **Marcelo** » 20 Sep 2021, 20:04

Why Dennis Stratton uses Firefox?
He is afraid of the Phantom of the Opera

Ruutari · #15 Post by **Ruutari** » 20 Sep 2021, 22:55

Iron Maidens bassist jobbas i kina-restaurang. Steve har ris.

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