Artie Lange stabbed himself 9 times in suicide attempt

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Jan 7 2010 Artie Lange stabbed himself 9 times in suicide attempt



Comedian Artie Lange was hospitalized over the weekend and his reps have now confirmed it was a suicide attempt involving several stab wounds. Page Six reports:

Lange's frantic mom called 911 Saturday morning after she entered his Hoboken apartment and found the bloodied funnyman, a law-enforcement source said. Lange sustained six "hesitation wounds" and three deep plunges. A source close to Lange's management team confirmed that the Howard Stern sidekick stabbed himself, adding that his mother had come to visit him that day to drop off food. Surgeons managed to save Lange despite heavy bleeding.
"We all have our demons," Stern said on-air this week, referring to Lange's past battles with addiction.

Considering Artie Lange spends 98% of his day turning his body into a massive tankard of barbiturates, I'm having a hard time feeling sorry since he probably didn't feel a thing or remembers what the fuck happened. To put things in perspective, I guarantee you this is a man who's woke up at least once with a harpoon sticking out of his chest only to shrug it off and order 20 pizzas.

GET. SOME. GODDAMN. HELP.

http://thesuperficial.com/2010/01/artie ... self_8.php

EI LEIKI!!!

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Piti vaihtaa topikin otsikko, ku jengii ei muka itsensäpuukottajan arvostaminen muuten kiinnosta.

[Sofa King]

Kovat viinan juoja miehet tekee kovia juttuja.

[Buddy Love]

Tyhmä jätkä.

[Sd.Kfz. 302]

Yhyy vittu.

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Siellähän se just huutelee Nelosella Asema 62:ssa.

[juissi]

Äiskä toi pojalle ruokaa

[Beric Dondarrion]

Lange stated that his lowest point of cocaine use occurred during a shooting of the MADtv sketch "Babewatch" (a parody of Babe and Baywatch), in which he played Babe the pig as a lifeguard. Because the sketch involved going through hours of make-up so as to transform the comedian into a pig, he snorted cocaine in his car in full pig make-up during a break in the shooting of the sketch. Upon returning from the shoot, he passed out in his hotel room, awakening to find he had defecated in his bed. The cast and fanbase of The Howard Stern Show now refer to this incident as "The Pig Story." During the second season of MADtv, his stint with the show came to a dramatic end. After a cocaine binge, cast and crew members attempted to have an intervention for him. Lange fled the studio running through streets and backyards with his co-workers chasing after him. The chase ended in a supermarket, where he was arrested. Lange attempted to punch one of the police officers. He was sentenced to time served and probation. Lange began psychiatric counseling and inpatient drug rehabilitation. However, the producers decided not to renew his contract for a third season.

[Anttosen Saapas]

Eikös tämä laskenu leikkiä siinä MadTV:n ekassa jaksossa siitä, ettei käytä huumeita sen takia että ne olisivat "cool", vaan sen takia että hän inhoaa itseään. Paska sketsihän tuo olikin.