Viimeksi naurattanut juttu PIFin ulkopuolella?

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#6976 Post by edge hammer » 21 May 2015, 00:05

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#6977 Post by Nakke Nukettaja » 21 May 2015, 00:12

edge hammer wrote:If Pornhub Comments Were Motivational Posters

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#6978 Post by Marcelo » 21 May 2015, 10:26

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#6979 Post by örinähead » 21 May 2015, 10:30

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#6980 Post by Reva Braun » 21 May 2015, 10:34

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#6981 Post by Lörsson. » 21 May 2015, 12:41

http://thehardtimes.net/2015/05/19/guy- ... king-time/

PITTSBURGH, Penn. — According to witnesses at last night’s weekly metal showcase at The Clink, one man would not “shut his stupid goddamn mouth for one miserable second,” leading many to believe he attended the show with the sole purpose of “speaking loudly the entire fucking time.”

Frank Carpenter, a local screen printer in attendance, expressed his frustrations.

“I knew the guy was trouble when he walked in. He started off by calling the door guy ‘chief’ and slapping him on the back really hard and then he started flapping his gums to anyone in his line of sight,” said Carpenter. “And he totally cut me off when I was trying to explain to my friend how I could do his band’s T-shirts for a discount.”

The man in question was overheard talking about a variety of topics ranging from how the venue was a lot cooler 10 years ago, to why he believes men need their own version of Valentine’s Day, to why Tom Brady is history’s biggest villain.

“I think he was there alone,” said bartender Amy Thompson. “He just wandered from person to person and yelling at them about god knows what over the music. They would just smile and nod politely — obviously unable to have a real conversation over the music — until he sorta just walked away.”

Members of the crowd used a variety of different tactics to express their displeasure. Some patrons tried looking over their shoulders to shoot the man a dirty look, while others took to social media to voice their opinions about the boisterous attendee. Some of the more bold crowd members even resorted to yelling, “please shut the fuck up” from a safe distance.

After an evening of interrupting the opening act’s stage banter with his own loud, one-sided conversations, and yelling over the more quiet melodic parts of the musical acts with his cringe-worthy thoughts on Baltimore’s civil unrest, people in attendance noticed an eerie silence as the headlining band took the stage.

“I guess he was kicked out, or left, or something,” Carpenter speculated. “Either way I am glad he’s gone, I was just about to say something to him — I really was.”

Article by The Hard Times Staff.

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#6982 Post by rypäle satyr » 21 May 2015, 13:18

We began talking about what we thought the shadow people were and came to the conclusion that they were beings from another dimension that had entered our dimension through the vortex. Methamphetamine had allowed our bodies to vibrate at a higher resonance than usual and this attracted the shadow people.

C. decided that smoking more meth would make the shadow people go away, so A. and I sat on the edge of the bed while C. held the pipe and lit it for us. In retrospect, I realize that this was a horrible idea. All we did was make the experience even more intense. Finally, M. jumped in and fed A. and I some Xanax to calm us down. Unfortunately, nothing happened. The shadow people continued to assault our senses and terrify us.

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#6983 Post by Elmeri suosittelee » 21 May 2015, 14:08

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#6984 Post by P. » 21 May 2015, 14:52

Marcelo wrote:[youtube][/youtube]
Hemmetin tymää nauraa tämmöselle, mutta nyt kuitenkin nauran. Vedet silmissä.

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#6985 Post by Happis » 21 May 2015, 15:43

Elmeri suosittelee wrote:kaikkea sitä :lol:
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#6987 Post by Angus MacHitler » 21 May 2015, 17:35

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#6988 Post by bad grankulla » 21 May 2015, 18:51

Piik wrote:
Marcelo wrote:[youtube][/youtube]
Hemmetin tymää nauraa tämmöselle, mutta nyt kuitenkin nauran. Vedet silmissä.
Ai helvetti, tymä olo täälläkin :lol:
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#6989 Post by Cactiin se semmonen siesta muumi » 21 May 2015, 19:16

bad grankulla wrote:
Piik wrote:
Marcelo wrote:[youtube][/youtube]
Hemmetin tymää nauraa tämmöselle, mutta nyt kuitenkin nauran. Vedet silmissä.
Ai helvetti, tymä olo täälläkin :lol:
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#6990 Post by Pete TNT » 21 May 2015, 19:37

Ravintolassa tuijottaa wrote:
bad grankulla wrote:
Piik wrote:
Marcelo wrote:[youtube][/youtube]
Hemmetin tymää nauraa tämmöselle, mutta nyt kuitenkin nauran. Vedet silmissä.
Ai helvetti, tymä olo täälläkin :lol:
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