Viimeksi naurattanut juttu PIFin ulkopuolella?

[Balam-Acab]

I am alone in this empty village – no friends, no relatives, merely my only love inside of me.

Gaahl?

[arpakynttilä]

I am alone in this empty village – no friends, no relatives, merely my only love inside of me.

You is so far away.

[Suomen surkein ihminen]

[Hans Normaali]

Ei vittu tota vesan proosaa. Pää sanoo sopimuksen ihan justiin irti.

[P.]

Vesan runo Hamamatille.

MISSING MY LOVE

My heart is bleeding because of this missing. The sky is crying and it is blowing like hell right now.
Missing, missing, missing. I am missing You. Only You, my Sweetheart.
It is dark - dark like there is no future. It is raining and blowing outside. Beating my house by lightning and thunder. I am alone in this empty village – no friends, no relatives, merely my only love inside of me. You is so far away.
The only light in this darkness is your picture on my home office table. The picture of the Love I love.
Just waiting for Mr Sandman to take me to sleep. To see dreams of my Love. Sweet, nice dreams with You in harmony. But in vain. In vain!
It is still raining and blowing outside – even more than ever before in our history. Alone in loneliness.
Maybe Mr Sandman has forgotton me – I am thinking. I am alone – no love, no caring. Just alone in the empty village – no friends, no mother, no father, not my true Love. You are my special One. Maybe Yoy are sleeping, I thought and fell asleep.
I know my Love will be waiting for me to see You in your own country and in front of Your family.
Then the sky won't cry anymore – no clouds and no cold rains.
It's hard to believe – my life has been the Destiny's merit. I am grateful of all that come from the bottom of my heart.
Missing my love!

kuolen

But in vain. In vain!

Mitä VITTUA!?

[Pete TNT]

Vesan runo Hamamatille.

MISSING MY LOVE

My heart is bleeding because of this missing. The sky is crying and it is blowing like hell right now.
Missing, missing, missing. I am missing You. Only You, my Sweetheart.
It is dark - dark like there is no future. It is raining and blowing outside. Beating my house by lightning and thunder. I am alone in this empty village – no friends, no relatives, merely my only love inside of me. You is so far away.
The only light in this darkness is your picture on my home office table. The picture of the Love I love.
Just waiting for Mr Sandman to take me to sleep. To see dreams of my Love. Sweet, nice dreams with You in harmony. But in vain. In vain!
It is still raining and blowing outside – even more than ever before in our history. Alone in loneliness.
Maybe Mr Sandman has forgotton me – I am thinking. I am alone – no love, no caring. Just alone in the empty village – no friends, no mother, no father, not my true Love. You are my special One. Maybe Yoy are sleeping, I thought and fell asleep.
I know my Love will be waiting for me to see You in your own country and in front of Your family.
Then the sky won't cry anymore – no clouds and no cold rains.
It's hard to believe – my life has been the Destiny's merit. I am grateful of all that come from the bottom of my heart.
Missing my love!

kuolen

But in vain. In vain!

Mitä VITTUA!?

saisko tän kuultuu jonku shakespereläisen näyttelijän esittämänä?

[stalinisti elitisti]

Vesan runo Hamamatille.

MISSING MY LOVE

My heart is bleeding because of this missing. The sky is crying and it is blowing like hell right now.
Missing, missing, missing. I am missing You. Only You, my Sweetheart.
It is dark - dark like there is no future. It is raining and blowing outside. Beating my house by lightning and thunder. I am alone in this empty village – no friends, no relatives, merely my only love inside of me. You is so far away.
The only light in this darkness is your picture on my home office table. The picture of the Love I love.
Just waiting for Mr Sandman to take me to sleep. To see dreams of my Love. Sweet, nice dreams with You in harmony. But in vain. In vain!
It is still raining and blowing outside – even more than ever before in our history. Alone in loneliness.
Maybe Mr Sandman has forgotton me – I am thinking. I am alone – no love, no caring. Just alone in the empty village – no friends, no mother, no father, not my true Love. You are my special One. Maybe Yoy are sleeping, I thought and fell asleep.
I know my Love will be waiting for me to see You in your own country and in front of Your family.
Then the sky won't cry anymore – no clouds and no cold rains.
It's hard to believe – my life has been the Destiny's merit. I am grateful of all that come from the bottom of my heart.
Missing my love!

kuolen

But in vain. In vain!

Mitä VITTUA!?

saisko tän kuultuu jonku shakespereläisen näyttelijän esittämänä?

Mä haluisin kuulla tän Christopher Walkenin lukemana..

[Hans Normaali]

Vesan runo Hamamatille.

MISSING MY LOVE

My heart is bleeding because of this missing. The sky is crying and it is blowing like hell right now.
Missing, missing, missing. I am missing You. Only You, my Sweetheart.
It is dark - dark like there is no future. It is raining and blowing outside. Beating my house by lightning and thunder. I am alone in this empty village – no friends, no relatives, merely my only love inside of me. You is so far away.
The only light in this darkness is your picture on my home office table. The picture of the Love I love.
Just waiting for Mr Sandman to take me to sleep. To see dreams of my Love. Sweet, nice dreams with You in harmony. But in vain. In vain!
It is still raining and blowing outside – even more than ever before in our history. Alone in loneliness.
Maybe Mr Sandman has forgotton me – I am thinking. I am alone – no love, no caring. Just alone in the empty village – no friends, no mother, no father, not my true Love. You are my special One. Maybe Yoy are sleeping, I thought and fell asleep.
I know my Love will be waiting for me to see You in your own country and in front of Your family.
Then the sky won't cry anymore – no clouds and no cold rains.
It's hard to believe – my life has been the Destiny's merit. I am grateful of all that come from the bottom of my heart.
Missing my love!

kuolen

But in vain. In vain!

Mitä VITTUA!?

saisko tän kuultuu jonku shakespereläisen näyttelijän esittämänä?

Mä haluisin kuulla tän Christopher Walkenin lukemana..

Tää kyl vaatis jonkun Barry White-basson.

[käyt.nimim.PELTO]

Mä haluisin kuulla tän Christopher Walkenin lukemana..

Mielummin William Shatner

[Rasmus-mafioso]

http://www.mtv3.fi/viihde/uutiset/muut. ... annut-ovea

Vesa Keskinen ei päätöksensä mukaan lähtenyt Tuurista hakemaan naisystäväänsä Hamamat Montiaa kotiinsa, vaan ystävä kävi tavoittelemassa tätä asunnolla Tampereella. Keskinen kertoo olevansa surullinen ja huolissaan.

– Missä on rakkaani, Vesa keskinen ihmettelee MTV3.fin Viihdeuutisille

Keskisen mukaan oven takana käytiin aamulla klo 6.33, joten siihen aikaan Hamamatin ja ystävien olisi pitänyt olla asunnolla Tampereella.

Keskinen ei itse lähtenyt tapaamaan naisystäväänsä omien periaatteidensa takia.

– Isäni ohjeiden mukaan miehet eivät juokse naisten perässä, Keskinen kertoi aiemmin Viihdeuutisille.

Mitäköhän ohjeita isä antoi vieraskielisten rakkausrunojen kirjoittamiseen julkisesti?

[Kyy povellasi]

Ei vittu tota vesan proosaa. Pää sanoo sopimuksen ihan justiin irti.

Ei proosaa, vaan lyriikkaa.

[P.]

Vesan runo Hamamatille.

MISSING MY LOVE

My heart is bleeding because of this missing. The sky is crying and it is blowing like hell right now.
Missing, missing, missing. I am missing You. Only You, my Sweetheart.
It is dark - dark like there is no future. It is raining and blowing outside. Beating my house by lightning and thunder. I am alone in this empty village – no friends, no relatives, merely my only love inside of me. You is so far away.
The only light in this darkness is your picture on my home office table. The picture of the Love I love.
Just waiting for Mr Sandman to take me to sleep. To see dreams of my Love. Sweet, nice dreams with You in harmony. But in vain. In vain!
It is still raining and blowing outside – even more than ever before in our history. Alone in loneliness.
Maybe Mr Sandman has forgotton me – I am thinking. I am alone – no love, no caring. Just alone in the empty village – no friends, no mother, no father, not my true Love. You are my special One. Maybe Yoy are sleeping, I thought and fell asleep.
I know my Love will be waiting for me to see You in your own country and in front of Your family.
Then the sky won't cry anymore – no clouds and no cold rains.
It's hard to believe – my life has been the Destiny's merit. I am grateful of all that come from the bottom of my heart.
Missing my love!

kuolen

But in vain. In vain!

Mitä VITTUA!?

saisko tän kuultuu jonku shakespereläisen näyttelijän esittämänä?

Mä haluisin kuulla tän Christopher Walkenin lukemana..

Tää kyl vaatis jonkun Barry White-basson.

No mut hei:

Vesa Keskisen Missing my lovesta tuli levytettävä biisi

Kyläkauppias Vesa Keskisen rakkausruno ghanalaiselle rakkaalle levytetään.

Kyläkauppias Vesa Keskinen kirjoitti ikävissään rakkausrunon ghanalaiselle naisystävälleen Hamamat Montialle. Nyt runoa tekemässä levytetyksi kappaleeksi.

– Totta se on. Lukuisten toivomusten ansiosta Missing my love -runostani tulee biisi. Sävellystä parasta aikaa tekee salaperäinen ammattimies. Olemme sopineet, että minulla ei ole lupaa paljastaa hänen nimeään. Olen neuvotellut hänen kanssaan tekemään runooni sävellyksen, joka on koskettava, tunteisiin vetoava, mutta myrskyisä joka tavalla: yksinäinen mies sään armoilla ikävöiden rakastaan - ympärillä syksyinen pimeys ja armoton luonto ukkosineen, salamoineen ja vesisateineen, Vesa Keskinen kertoo MTV3.fin Viihdeuutisille.


– Olen luonnollisesti antanut hänelle luvan muokata runoani ja käyttää omaa ammattitaitoaan kokonaisuuden luonnissa. Yksi toiveeni on, että hän etenisi Love Metal -tyylin suuntaisesti, koska olen HIM-fani henkeen ja vereen. Myös Scorpions-vaikutteita toivon häneltä tähän biisiin. Olen ollut Scorpions-fani jo yli 30 vuotta.

Toistaiseksi julkisuutta karttava säveltäjä suostuu kommentoimaan muutamalla lauseella tuntemuksiaan.

– Biisi on hyvää vauhtia työn alla. Noudatan työssä runoilijan toiveita käyttäen kuitenkin omaa harkintaani ja kokemustani. Tarttuva biisi on tulossa, mutta vielä ei voi paljastaa tarkempia yksityiskohtia.

Keskinen on saanut runonsa tulkitsijaksi Mustien Enkeleiden vokalistin.

– Tulkitsijaksi pyysin ystäväni Mustien Enkeleiden vokalistin Jussi Aaltosen Tampereelta. Hän suostui heti nähtyään sanat. Jussilla on juuri sellainen karismaattinen ääni, joka tähän tarvitaan. Sopivan rosoisen seksikäs - ainakin naisten mielestä. Mielenkiintoista on nähdä, kuinka hänen äänensä toimii kansainvälisesti, Keskinen jatkaa.

Tässä ote runosta:

MISSING MY LOVE

My heart is bleeding because of this missing. The sky is crying and it is blowing like hell right now.

Missing, missing, missing. I am missing You. Only You, my Sweetheart.

It is dark - dark like there is no future. It is raining and blowing outside. Beating my house by lightning and thunder. I am alone in this empty village – no friends, no relatives, merely my only love inside of me. You is so far away.

http://www.mtv3.fi/viihde/uutiset/muut. ... tava-biisi

[Mortician]

[Lörsson.]

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[GEOMETRINEN IHME]

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