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#1 Post by Hikkanen » 20 Jan 2019, 01:42

Does your clock fermentate?
- Well ask it to fermentate at our place also!

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#2 Post by Hikkanen » 20 Jan 2019, 01:45

Do you like carpets on your floor?
- Well in our place they keep on floor even without liking!

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#3 Post by Hikkanen » 20 Jan 2019, 01:52

What is the difference between must and viher olives?
- Musti is a dog

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#4 Post by Samba-Turre » 21 Jan 2019, 12:21

Oh I laughed! :lol:
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#5 Post by Marcelo » 10 Feb 2019, 13:44

What did the fly say to other?
-Come to the roof to look at our friend, who got killed on the wall paper

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#6 Post by anal beethoven » 16 Feb 2019, 09:40

little calle went to store. he came back and a car hit calle. driver comes out of car and ask calle: are you ok? calle answer: yes but eggs broke, cucumber split and there is a rupture in liver's! :lol2mylly:
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rakastan blastbeatia enemmän kuin elämää :prayer:

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#7 Post by Omenoiden lahjoituspiste » 28 Feb 2019, 05:05

Do you know how is russian ass buzzer?

It does not buzz and does not go in to ass :lol2mylly:
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#8 Post by Taavetinmaan taavetti » 28 Feb 2019, 08:04

two people were driving a tandem bike and the other one fell down!
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#9 Post by Hans Besättning » 28 Feb 2019, 08:50

What's from bright and smells shit?

Bright's shit!


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#10 Post by Reva Braun » 28 Feb 2019, 09:37

Where do vietnamese people get their water? From Hanoi.
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#11 Post by Timo Jutilan maksa » 01 Mar 2019, 10:12

Two grannies went to blueberry and other one didn't fit in :roll:
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#12 Post by Le Röi Henri » 05 Mar 2019, 23:09

hwat difference between finn and swede

finn take vodka on the rocks but swede take rodka on the vocks
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#13 Post by Hans Besättning » 05 Mar 2019, 23:11

ferry cross the perse wrote:
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hwat difference between finn and swede

finn take vodka on the rocks but swede take rodka on the vocks
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#14 Post by Konsernin johtaja » 06 Mar 2019, 09:30

One kilo police
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#15 Post by Andalusialaisen koiran veli » 06 Mar 2019, 11:53

Why did the man from Turku put salt in potato chips?

Because the bag said Pan-suolaa
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