Humour jokes

[Heppanen]

Does your clock fermentate?
- Well ask it to fermentate at our place also!

[Heppanen]

Do you like carpets on your floor?
- Well in our place they keep on floor even without liking!

[Heppanen]

What is the difference between must and viher olives?
- Musti is a dog

[Räppi-Turre]

Oh I laughed!

[Marcelo]

What did the fly say to other?
-Come to the roof to look at our friend, who got killed on the wall paper

[varpu]

little calle went to store. he came back and a car hit calle. driver comes out of car and ask calle: are you ok? calle answer: yes but eggs broke, cucumber split and there is a rupture in liver's!

[☽☽☽]

Do you know how is russian ass buzzer?

It does not buzz and does not go in to ass

[Taavetti]

two people were driving a tandem bike and the other one fell down!

[Hans Besättning]

What's from bright and smells shit?

Bright's shit!

[Reva Braun]

Where do vietnamese people get their water? From Hanoi.

[Timo Jutilan maksa]

Two grannies went to blueberry and other one didn't fit in

[linttaan polettu]

hwat difference between finn and swede

finn take vodka on the rocks but swede take rodka on the vocks

[Hans Besättning]

hwat difference between finn and swede

finn take vodka on the rocks but swede take rodka on the vocks

[Sasse netä]

One kilo police
forgot joke

[Dynaaminen menehtyjä]

Why did the man from Turku put salt in potato chips?

Because the bag said Pan-suolaa