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#16 Post by Omenoiden lahjoituspiste » 06 Mar 2019, 12:19

Turku man whent to japanese restaurant
-miso soup?
-there is soup

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#17 Post by Timo Jutilan maksa » 06 Mar 2019, 16:38

Turquels, they always give so good laughs :lol: :lol: :lol: =D>
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#18 Post by Räppi-Turre » 07 Mar 2019, 11:17

Timo Jutilan maksa wrote:
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Turquels, they always give so good laughs :lol: :lol: :lol: =D>
Ah yeah! Other side jocks!
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#19 Post by Lörsson. » 08 Mar 2019, 13:22

ALSO:

HAs coc flower played?

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#20 Post by Tehdäänkö kissasta rukkaset? » 10 Mar 2019, 21:52

jerry lewis and tauno palo drove a car crash. jerry spreaded and tauno burned.
If I were a bad dog you'd all be dead.

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#21 Post by Anneli Mökkimopo » 11 Mar 2019, 04:19

The other beatleses took a taxi. John airplane
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#22 Post by Timo Jutilan maksa » 11 Mar 2019, 10:32

Anneli Mökkimopo wrote:
11 Mar 2019, 04:19
The other beatleses took a taxi. John airplane
Hahahahaha! :laughing2: Hand to the knee!
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#23 Post by Omenoiden lahjoituspiste » 13 Mar 2019, 19:42

Today inheard humour joke in radio by heikki silvennoinen:

What is difference between coffee pot and virgin?
The other one has fucked

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#24 Post by ontuva hollantilainen » 20 Mar 2019, 15:24

The teacher asked how can one put three holes in one whole and Liisa but her hands around her face and the teacher said good. Pikku Calle asked, if anyone know how to put 11 holes in one whole and when no one asked he said that by puttin a flute in Liisas asshole.
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#25 Post by Heitä sikaa/filth » 20 Mar 2019, 16:25

what is Maya Bumblebee's dad name?
Dad Bumblebee

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#26 Post by mukava blackface äijä » 22 Mar 2019, 13:35

Macgyver went to grill and order meatpie. He got his food and then said "im not paying". Seller: You are macgyver
luottamus rakkaus onni ja yhteinen tulevaisuus

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#27 Post by mukava blackface äijä » 22 Mar 2019, 13:37

What is bright and smells like shit?
Kirka's shit
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#28 Post by mukava blackface äijä » 22 Mar 2019, 13:38

Timo Jutilan maksa wrote:
11 Mar 2019, 10:32
Anneli Mökkimopo wrote:
11 Mar 2019, 04:19
The other beatleses took a taxi. John airplane
Hahahahaha! :laughing2: Hand to the knee!
coffee to keyboard!
luottamus rakkaus onni ja yhteinen tulevaisuus

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#29 Post by Eemil August Bambimus Sandels » 22 Mar 2019, 19:05

top 4 hevibändit wrote:
06 Mar 2019, 09:30
One kilo police
forgot joke
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#30 Post by jjeanette » 22 Mar 2019, 19:21

mukava joulumies wrote:
22 Mar 2019, 13:37
What is bright and smells like shit?
Kirka's shit
that's a shitty joke
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