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Re: Humour jokes

#31 Post by Timo Jutilan maksa » 26 Mar 2019, 17:09

Tell us more good läps!
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#32 Post by Omenoiden lahjoituspiste » 26 Mar 2019, 17:40

-Do you know what is ugliest dog in finland?
-Dialect of rauma :lol2mylly:
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Re: Humour jokes

#33 Post by Heitä sikaa/filth » 26 Mar 2019, 18:37

Omenoiden lahjoituspiste wrote:
26 Mar 2019, 17:40
-Do you know what is ugliest dog in finland?
-Dialect of rauma :lol2mylly:
butter hell! :lol2hakkaus:

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Re: Humour jokes

#34 Post by Riffs Mahoney » 27 Mar 2019, 09:12

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Re: Humour jokes

#35 Post by Timo Jutilan maksa » 27 Mar 2019, 22:15

Heitä sikaa/filth wrote:
26 Mar 2019, 18:37
Omenoiden lahjoituspiste wrote:
26 Mar 2019, 17:40
-Do you know what is ugliest dog in finland?
-Dialect of rauma :lol2mylly:
butter hell! :lol2hakkaus:
Holy craist this is good läps!
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Re: Humour jokes

#36 Post by Andalusialaisen koiran veli » 29 Mar 2019, 13:46

What did darth vader say at optician?

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Re: Humour jokes

#37 Post by Paske Notkuli » 29 Mar 2019, 15:57

Räppi-Turre wrote:
07 Mar 2019, 11:17
Timo Jutilan maksa wrote:
06 Mar 2019, 16:38
Turquels, they always give so good laughs :lol: :lol: :lol: =D>
Ah yeah! Other side jocks!
Turquels dont drinking orangejuice because in pack reads: must be shaken in own poo
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Re: Humour jokes

#38 Post by Hikkanen » 29 Mar 2019, 23:08

ferry cross the perse wrote:
29 Mar 2019, 15:57
Räppi-Turre wrote:
07 Mar 2019, 11:17
Timo Jutilan maksa wrote:
06 Mar 2019, 16:38
Turquels, they always give so good laughs :lol: :lol: :lol: =D>
Ah yeah! Other side jocks!
Turquels dont drinking orangejuice because in pack reads: must be shaken in own poo
Yes, very good humour of different languages!
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#39 Post by RUNKKUMESTARI » 31 Mar 2019, 00:09

woman pour rotten liquid over her (milk)
sud'enly while licking her self clean she said to dictation machine (rec was on!!!!)
"yes milk is good, but it Need To Be Fresh" :D

everytimes crack that :DDD

(joke is on capital letters what makes engl. lang. word STOP [Like you need to stop licking immediatelly]=))
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#40 Post by Riffs Mahoney » 31 Mar 2019, 01:19

mukava joulumies wrote:
31 Mar 2019, 00:09
woman pour rotten liquid over her (milk)
sud'enly while licking her self clean she said to dictation machine (rec was on!!!!)
"yes milk is good, but it Need To Be Fresh" :D

everytimes crack that :DDD

(joke is on capital letters what makes engl. lang. word STOP [Like you need to stop licking immediatelly]=))
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Re: Humour jokes

#41 Post by Heitä sikaa/filth » 08 Apr 2019, 14:55

Hikkanen wrote:
29 Mar 2019, 23:08
ferry cross the perse wrote:
29 Mar 2019, 15:57
Räppi-Turre wrote:
07 Mar 2019, 11:17
Timo Jutilan maksa wrote:
06 Mar 2019, 16:38
Turquels, they always give so good laughs :lol: :lol: :lol: =D>
Ah yeah! Other side jocks!
Turquels dont drinking orangejuice because in pack reads: must be shaken in own poo
Yes, very good humour of different languages!
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Re: Humour jokes

#42 Post by Timo Jutilan maksa » 10 Apr 2019, 12:44

hauvan lepo wrote:
29 Mar 2019, 15:57
Räppi-Turre wrote:
07 Mar 2019, 11:17
Timo Jutilan maksa wrote:
06 Mar 2019, 16:38
Turquels, they always give so good laughs :lol: :lol: :lol: =D>
Ah yeah! Other side jocks!
Turquels dont drinking orangejuice because in pack reads: must be shaken in own poo
Hahahahah, good laughs :laughing2:
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Re: Humour jokes

#43 Post by Enstex Willer » 11 Apr 2019, 10:09

hauvan lepo wrote:
29 Mar 2019, 15:57
Räppi-Turre wrote:
07 Mar 2019, 11:17
Timo Jutilan maksa wrote:
06 Mar 2019, 16:38
Turquels, they always give so good laughs :lol: :lol: :lol: =D>
Ah yeah! Other side jocks!
Turquels dont drinking orangejuice because in pack reads: must be shaken in own poo
Turquel went to shower and wondered: Did I already cum or is this sham poo

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Re: Humour jokes

#44 Post by Timo Jutilan maksa » 11 Apr 2019, 12:37

Enstex Willer wrote:
11 Apr 2019, 10:09
hauvan lepo wrote:
29 Mar 2019, 15:57
Räppi-Turre wrote:
07 Mar 2019, 11:17
Timo Jutilan maksa wrote:
06 Mar 2019, 16:38
Turquels, they always give so good laughs :lol: :lol: :lol: =D>
Ah yeah! Other side jocks!
Turquels dont drinking orangejuice because in pack reads: must be shaken in own poo
Turquel went to shower and wondered: Did I already cum or is this sham poo
Hahahahaha! :laughing2: Turquels :laughing2: Im daing here!
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