Good Finnish jokes in English

[Suomen surkein ihminen]

Kimmo Kinnunen went to sauna and saw his fathers Jorma's dick's cock.

[Poistunut käyttäjä 0380d1]

Why there is no berries in Hollywood?

- Sylvester Stallone

[Suomen surkein ihminen]

Why there is no flowers in Hollywood?
-John Wayne

[Räppi-Turre]

Well, actually not a "joke" but good saying that relaxes the athmosphere in certain work cituations:

"Things are in the gloves, and the gloves are in Denmark!"

[Suomen surkein ihminen]

Two grandmothers went to blueberry but the other one did not fit.

[Suomen surkein ihminen]

Seppo Räty threw his javelin to misplace. Wolf died immediately.

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Kimmo Kinnunen went to sauna and saw his fathers Jorma's dick's cock.

i have read an another version of this joke and i think its funny also:

Kimmo Kinnunen went to sauna and saw his father George.

[Nknma]

But isn't George more like vomit?

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But isn't George more like vomit?

oh silly me!

Kimmo Kinnunen went to sauna and saw his father Penis.

[Suomen surkein ihminen]

Kimmo Kinnunen went to sauna and saw his mother's cunt.

[Suomen surkein ihminen]

Time machine got a new rehearsal room. Sani made some space.

[Oathriver]

Quite a machine got a new rehearsal room. Sani made some space.

[Poistunut käyttäjä 0380d1]

If we all are made by god, he must have a big face.

[Suomen surkein ihminen]

Everybody else went over except Muhammad Ali.

[(=^ェ^=)]

Why does Otto like japanese schoolgirls? Because Otto is a long drink.