Good Finnish jokes in English

[Suomen surkein ihminen]

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glass cock - piss strike
water bowl - piss wizard

[Vasara]

in the attic of the fox's place = at the fields of the cunt
threshing machine makes snapping sounds = marrying machine chugs

[Poistunut käyttäjä 0380d1]

Kuuker's Nelli made a glass cock
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Neeger's cock made a piss strike

[Adenius]

How many boys, and isn't coming back.

[(=^ェ^=)]

Bad boys.
Leave it boys.

[En kestä tätä]

Prisoners of Regina = Farmhands of Vagina

[En kestä tätä]

Seppo Räty throw spear to lost. Wolf died later.

[En kestä tätä]

An terrorist man comes to meatmarket and wants to know "what kind of meat is that?"
seller : "It's liver"
terrorist : "Liver, liver! I got money but what kind of meat is that?"
seller : "Oh cunt!"
terrorist : "Ok. Then I take the whole bite."

[Suomen surkein ihminen]

Seppo Räty throw spear to lost. Wolf died later.

Seppo Räty threw his javelin to misplace. Wolf died immediately.

[Reva Braun]

Clock tworepeat. A knife flashes. A cucumber snaps. And the ohbread is ready!

[En kestä tätä]

Seppo Räty throw spear to lost. Wolf died later.

Seppo Räty threw his javelin to misplace. Wolf died immediately.

What?!!? Seppo Räty killed two wolfs?

[Claus Theo Avant Gärtner]

two grandmothers went to blueberry and other didnt fit

[Vasara]

why there isn't any blueperries? - John took them

why there isn't any blueperries? - Sylvester stomped on them

[Adenius]

Aleksis brother's seven testicles.

[Sekaisin Sepistä]

Small Kalle heiled in the english class and asked the teacher:
"Teacher, I forgot how one says ninety mice too in english?"
Teacher answered:
"Ninety mice too"


What's the most common surname in Turku?
Mulkukka, because people from Turku always ask, "Has anyone called me?"