Good Finnish jokes in English

[Vasara]

What's the ugliest dog in Finland? - Dialect of Turku

[Adenius]

What is the most african city in finland? -Turku. Because there's people you know and sluts. And when a customer goes in kiosk, he says:"Give me a cola and a sweet fast!".

[Daveangel]

Oliver would fuck if Verstappen gave him..

And as Ensio Itkonen would put it "When it rains, you shouldn´t drive 100 km/h"..

[Sun äitis]

Q: What does Danny do in his spare time?
A: He rides on the desert.

@Adenius; moi Antti!

[Nknma]

Q: What is clear and smells like shit?
A: Shit of Kirka

[Adenius]

Here! Here! To Saab! To Saab! @Outo: Moi... Ilkka?

[Sun äitis]

Here! Here! To Saab! To Saab! @Outo: Moi... Ilkka?

Äääh jätkä arvas heti.

[Suomen surkein ihminen]

What is junkie's horror movie?
- Far Away the Clouds Escape

[Buddy Love]

A Finn, a Swede and a Norman were in sauna, they were competing who will be the longest. Swede was out in five minutes: "Oh no it is too hot!". The Norman was out in five hours: "Oh no it is too hot!", and the Finn did not come out. When the judges went into sauna after five years the Finn sayed "Oh my eggs got stuck between the laudel!".

LOLOLOL!

[Pete TNT]

Kimmo went to sauna and saw his fathers Jormas dick

[Suomen surkein ihminen]

Tissue sample taken from triangle fin predator fish is fuck you.

[Suomen surkein ihminen]

Woman had a cat named Ton. Ton was climbing a tree and reverend was coming. Woman said: "Naked reverend is coming"

[Scarlet Shadow]

Q: What is clear and smells like shit?
A: Danny's dick

[Adenius]

"Oh hullo!", said a tumor and kept on growing.

[Suomen surkein ihminen]

Get some varnish from harbour when the rain stops falling.