Good Finnish jokes in English

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Re: Good Finnish jokes in English

#76 Post by Nknma » 14 Mar 2010, 20:59

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Re: Good Finnish jokes in English

#77 Post by Haamujen kosto » 15 Mar 2010, 01:11

Is nitght door opens lights get idea knife flash cucumber cut and from kitchen moonbone: mother i want more cucumber sad witch!
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Re: Good Finnish jokes in English

#78 Post by Reva Braun » 15 Mar 2010, 13:03

Lain oikea käsi wrote:Is nitght door opens lights get idea knife flash cucumber cut and from kitchen moonbone: mother i want more cucumber sad witch!
mutsis wrote:Clock tworepeat. A knife flashes. A cucumber snaps. And the ohbread is ready!
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Re: Good Finnish jokes in English

#79 Post by Haamujen kosto » 15 Mar 2010, 13:05

mutsis wrote:
Lain oikea käsi wrote:Is nitght door opens lights get idea knife flash cucumber cut and from kitchen moonbone: mother i want more cucumber sad witch!
mutsis wrote:Clock tworepeat. A knife flashes. A cucumber snaps. And the ohbread is ready!
Why you tell old joke? I don´t understand. When repeats gets better? I think not. [-X
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Re: Good Finnish jokes in English

#80 Post by Reva Braun » 15 Mar 2010, 13:19

Lain oikea käsi wrote:
mutsis wrote:
Lain oikea käsi wrote:Is nitght door opens lights get idea knife flash cucumber cut and from kitchen moonbone: mother i want more cucumber sad witch!
mutsis wrote:Clock tworepeat. A knife flashes. A cucumber snaps. And the ohbread is ready!
Why you tell old joke? I don´t understand. When repeats gets better? I think not. [-X
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Re: Good Finnish jokes in English

#81 Post by Where is the kaukosäädin? » 15 Mar 2010, 17:54

I won't bother look previous pages so if this told before sew me.

Why did a person from Turku put more salt in his potato chips?
Because on the etiquette of the bag it says "put salt".
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#82 Post by useita piribooleja piilossa » 15 Mar 2010, 22:50

Q: Why did Neumann stole salty crackers from the shop?
A: Because he had a restless Tuc-desire.
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#83 Post by Suomen surkein ihminen » 15 Mar 2010, 23:28

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Re: Good Finnish jokes in English

#84 Post by Haamujen kosto » 16 Mar 2010, 00:12

What is a fisherman's favourite holiday?
- Maay Day, because then you get to drink fiishing line.
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Re: Good Finnish jokes in English

#85 Post by karttusa » 17 Mar 2010, 22:50

which one and wrench fought. which one won.
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Re: Good Finnish jokes in English

#86 Post by Suomen surkein ihminen » 10 Apr 2010, 23:45

What is bigger than christmas tree?
- christmas seven
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Re: Good Finnish jokes in English

#87 Post by Nixu » 11 Apr 2010, 17:18

What Michael Jackson said when he broke his arm?

-Must fuck a child.
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#88 Post by Suomen surkein ihminen » 11 Apr 2010, 17:27

What Michael Jackson did when he was driving uphill road?

-fucked little in the eye!
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Re: Good Finnish jokes in English

#89 Post by Vasara » 12 Apr 2010, 20:21

What Michael Jackson said in an elevator?
- Must fuck a child
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Re: Good Finnish jokes in English

#90 Post by Nixu » 16 May 2010, 20:45

Why doesn't Harrison Ford have any hair in his ass?

-He is The Fugitive.
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