Good Finnish jokes in English

[animal typ person]

This is not a joke but I just remembered a good sketch in a finnish comedy.

Everybody knows this one in Finland

There are two finnish gypsies and the first gypsy is looking for something...
The second gypsy asks the first gypsy "hey you, what are you looking for?"
G.No1: "well hello, I am searching for ore"
G.No2: "hey , you are looking in the wrong place because Malmi is over there!!"

HAHAHAHAHA!!

[Sweet Baby Bönthö]

What has four legs and a cunt half-way it's back?





- A police horse.

[Suomen surkein ihminen]

Why Kirka didn't go to glass factory?
- because they made bright glass

[Haamujen kosto]

Who's the most exotic man from Finland?
Mauri Tius

[Fyfuvjfvrufkx]

Little Kalle went to a shop, a shovel.

[Hirmu]

What is the oldest game in the world?
wee-wee

[Fyfuvjfvrufkx]

What is red and sits in a tree?
-A tomato

[Jarssi]

koop arponen and pete parkkonen went to sauna and pete said
give me tree

[En kestä tätä]

A cannibal from savo ate swedish and said:
-Hard job


What common has swedish and unempleyod man from savo?
-Both are looking for "job"....

[tyhmät kysymykset]

-I don't care

[Suomen surkein ihminen]

Little coffee and that kind waffle from there.

[Maurin Jopo]

Why does the person from Turku put more salt to his potatochips? -because there was said "pan salt" in the bag.

[Maurin Jopo]

Person from Turku went to the car shop. The salesman showed some cars to him. "This fantastic Nissan is Sunny", he said. And the turkulainen answered: "oh, is this mine now?"

[Piss Pisstopherson]

Two grannies went to the blueberry. The other did not fit in.

[Jumi Hendriks]

What is clear and smells?
-Kirka's shit