Täällä seurataan Britannian lähtöä EU:sta 23.6.2016

[bad grankulla]

"jenkit nauraa lentokentällä mun passille" - things brexiteers believe

[aatos kipotti]

britit ei jatkossa matkusta enää "pinkeillä" cuck euro passeilla, vaan kansallisen yhtenäisyyden alfa miehekkäillä sinikantisilla: https://www.theguardian.com/politics/20 ... ome-office

Brandon Lewis, the immigration minister, said: “Leaving the EU gives us a unique opportunity to restore our national identity and forge a new path for ourselves in the world.

“That is why I am delighted to announce that the British passport will be returning to the iconic blue and gold design after we have left the European Union in 2019.”

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Speaking in April, the Conservative MP Andrew Rosindell said the burgundy EU passport had been a source of national “humiliation”.

“The restoration of our own British passport is a clear statement to the world that Britain is back. Our British identity was slowly but surely being submerged into an artificial European one that most Brits felt increasingly unhappy about,” he told Press Association.

“The humiliation of having a pink European Union passport will now soon be over and the United Kingdom nationals can once again feel pride and self-confidence in their own nationality when travelling, just as the Swiss and Americans can do.

“National identity matters and there is no better way of demonstrating this today than by bringing back this much-loved national symbol when travelling overseas.”

Hieno homma. No ei siinä mitään, ostin itsekin siniset passin kannet aikanaan, kun 10 vuoden suomipassista loppui virta ja piti hankkia uusi passi, nyt EU-värisillä kansilla. Mutta ei nuo minun passinkannet kyllä kymmeniä miljardeja maksaneet, moisen hinnan olisin varmasti pikkuhiljaa jo huomannut tilin saldossa. (Nyt en tiedä, missä nuo hienot irtokannet ovat.)

[Ingmar Bergmanin kuolema]

“What does this new passport do?”
“It’s blue.”
“Can I use it to travel freely and work in 26 neighbouring countries?”
“No - but look, it’s blue.”

[An Poc Ar Buile]

https://www.theguardian.com/politics/20 ... in-restore

Now we're getting blue passports back, what else can Britain restore?
The old passports are returning though millions have never had one. What else can we bring back to baffle the young?


James E Baldwin


Blue passports were first introduced in the 1920s and were discontinued in 1988, leaving about 24 million people currently in the UK too young to have ever been issued one.
Their return raises the question: what other things can we bring back?

One pound notes

The £1 note was withdrawn from circulation in 1988 – the same year that British passports were changed to burgundy. The reason for withdrawing the notes was that they averaged a lifespan of only nine months – less if you accidentally put one in the washing machine – and coins would last for longer. However, with the new polymer-based notes introduced by the Bank of England and some banks in Scotland recently, a revamped £1 note could be viable again.


The death penalty


When YouGov surveyed leave and remain voters on various issues this year, one question it asked was about things people would like to be brought back after Brexit. The poll showed 52% of leave voters wanted to see a return to blue passports and 53% were in favour of restoring the death penalty.
Exiting the EU alone will not be quite enough to get hanging back on the statute books. The UK is still signed up to the the European convention on human rights, which prohibits capital punishment except in times of war or during the imminent threat of war.

Imperial measures for all

Schools have been teaching the metric system since 1974, which means nobody under the age of 47 should have any problem understanding it. But that’s no reason not to change back to pounds and ounces.
Britain’s move to metric was led by the Metrication Board from 1969-81 and pre-dates the country joining the EEC. One bonus of switching back is that we could look forward to a series of opinion pieces in the rightwing press arguing that millennials are snowflakes for not knowing how many grains are in a pennyweight.
Well, at the very least we could go back to selling pints in cans
If going fully down the route of imperial measures is seen as a step too far, perhaps we could at least sell beer in cans that contain pints – 568ml – rather than in the very-slightly-less-than-a-pint 500ml you get nowadays. For some reason, it was deemed OK to sell takeaway milk by the pint but not beer.
This would be especially helpful for Manchester’s Marble Brewery, which is embroiled in a trading standards dispute after someone complained that when you buy a 500ml can of their beer named Pint, it is misleading because you don’t get a full pint.


Compulsory room-temperature free school milk

Talking of milk, famously abolished in schools by Margaret Thatcher, generations have grown up without knowing the pleasures of the milk monitor bringing round a crate of lukewarm mini bottles to make the whole class feel slightly queasy mid-morning.


Incandescent lightbulbs

Another reversal of EU rules that often crops up is a demand for a return to “traditional” incandescent lightbulbs. About 30% of leave voters say they are in favour of their return. Many people feel that despite the newer bulbs offering energy savings, they don’t emit as much light or create the same warm glow of the old one. This argument against an EU-mandated law tends to ignore that the old-style lightbulbs have also been phased out in Russia, the US, Brazil and South Korea among other countries.

The new passports won’t really be like the old ones anyway
Some people have pointed out that the mock-ups of the new blue passport don’t entirely match the colour of the old ones, which people remember as being darker. And it won’t be the same size and texture of the previous design either.


The standards that govern the interoperability of computer-readable passports are set by the Civil Aviation Organisation, not the European Union, and so while there will be a different-coloured cover, not much else will change about the fundamental design. In fact, the new designs look quite similar to some blue travel documents that Britain has continued to issue while being an EU member.

Travel used to be a much simpler proposition. With those 1950s passports, a gentleman could simply ask to get the name of his wife and children added to his, and that was enough to allow them to sail through border security. After all, what wife would possibly want to travel alone back then?

But if we really want to go back in time to restore a traditional British passport, why not go further still, to the late 18th century, when British passports were patriotically written in … French?

We could have just had blue passports the whole damn time anyway

Over the years, the mythical death of the blue passport at the hands of the EU has been exaggerated: the UK has never been required by law to use burgundy. EU regulations specify the information on the front cover of a passport, but not the design or the colour. In fact, Croatia has been issuing navy EU passports since it joined the bloc in 2013.

[dundergubbe]

https://www.theguardian.com/politics/20 ... in-restore

Now we're getting blue passports back, what else can Britain restore?

If going fully down the route of imperial measures is seen as a step too far, perhaps we could at least sell beer in cans that contain pints – 568ml – rather than in the very-slightly-less-than-a-pint 500ml you get nowadays. For some reason, it was deemed OK to sell takeaway milk by the pint but not beer.

Onko toi oikeasti kiellettyä ja onko se laitettu EU:n syyksi. Suomessakin löytyy noita pintin tölkkejä

[torakka/väyrynen]

https://www.theguardian.com/politics/20 ... in-restore

Now we're getting blue passports back, what else can Britain restore?

If going fully down the route of imperial measures is seen as a step too far, perhaps we could at least sell beer in cans that contain pints – 568ml – rather than in the very-slightly-less-than-a-pint 500ml you get nowadays. For some reason, it was deemed OK to sell takeaway milk by the pint but not beer.

Onko toi oikeasti kiellettyä ja onko se laitettu EU:n syyksi. Suomessakin löytyy noita pintin tölkkejä

Niissä lukee tilavuus kuitenkin todella törkeästi litroina

[Pöydällä nakki ja pullo vodkaa]

https://www.theguardian.com/politics/20 ... in-restore

Now we're getting blue passports back, what else can Britain restore?

If going fully down the route of imperial measures is seen as a step too far, perhaps we could at least sell beer in cans that contain pints – 568ml – rather than in the very-slightly-less-than-a-pint 500ml you get nowadays. For some reason, it was deemed OK to sell takeaway milk by the pint but not beer.

Onko toi oikeasti kiellettyä ja onko se laitettu EU:n syyksi. Suomessakin löytyy noita pintin tölkkejä

ei oo kielletty mutta laitettu eu:n syyksi kyllä. eli halusivat siirtyä metrijärjestelmään ja sen vuoksi piti laittaa tuotteisiinkin tiedot metreissä (toki voivat laittaa lisäksi perään että sama kuin pint). firmat sitten tajus että hemmetti voivat myydä vähemmän kaljaa samalla hintaa kun laittavat puoli litraa eikä 0,568l ja se näyttää nätimmältä tölkin kyljessä

[sössön sössön]

toi metrijärjestelmänkin opettelu tuolla kehitysmaassa, ei hemmetti sitä on siis opetettu siellä 43 vuotta, mut yhä vieläkään kukaan vastaantulija ei osaa kertoa montako metriä leveä Thames on siitä Tate modernin kohdalta tai montako metriä pitkä London Bridge on mut kaikki osaa kertoa noi jaardeina tai jalkoina, eikä kukaan osta kiloja tai grammoja vaan unsseja ja paunoja.

siinä mielessä olis ihan kivuton siirtymä entiseen, joka on siis koko ajan ollu nykyisyyttä. Britit ei oo oppinu viimesen 40v aikana tajuamaan mikä on metri eikä varmaan opi sitä seuraavankaan 40v aikana.

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mut yhä vieläkään kukaan vastaantulija ei osaa kertoa montako metriä leveä Thames on siitä Tate modernin kohdalta tai montako metriä pitkä London Bridge on mut kaikki osaa kertoa noi jaardeina tai jalkoina, eikä kukaan osta kiloja tai grammoja vaan unsseja ja paunoja.

Joopa joo hermanni

[Rasmus-mafioso]

mut yhä vieläkään kukaan vastaantulija ei osaa kertoa montako metriä leveä Thames on siitä Tate modernin kohdalta tai montako metriä pitkä London Bridge on mut kaikki osaa kertoa noi jaardeina tai jalkoina, eikä kukaan osta kiloja tai grammoja vaan unsseja ja paunoja.

Joopa joo hermanni

Voin kyl kuvitella et britit on vähän et "don't know, bye" ja lisää vauhtia ku sössön pysäyttelee kadulla ja kyselee Thamesin leveyksiä metreinä.

[sössön sössön]

mut yhä vieläkään kukaan vastaantulija ei osaa kertoa montako metriä leveä Thames on siitä Tate modernin kohdalta tai montako metriä pitkä London Bridge on mut kaikki osaa kertoa noi jaardeina tai jalkoina, eikä kukaan osta kiloja tai grammoja vaan unsseja ja paunoja.

Joopa joo hermanni

Sattuuko kovinkin syvälle sieluun kun Englanti ei olekkaan the land of milk and honey tai maanpäällinen paratiisi kaikkien mielestä? Kyllä se siitä

[Mureke Eddie]

mut yhä vieläkään kukaan vastaantulija ei osaa kertoa montako metriä leveä Thames on siitä Tate modernin kohdalta tai montako metriä pitkä London Bridge on mut kaikki osaa kertoa noi jaardeina tai jalkoina, eikä kukaan osta kiloja tai grammoja vaan unsseja ja paunoja.

Joopa joo hermanni

Voin kyl kuvitella et britit on vähän et "don't know, bye" ja lisää vauhtia ku sössön pysäyttelee kadulla ja kyselee Thamesin leveyksiä metreinä.

Luulin kans et britit ois oppinu metrisen systeemin mut: Kilometrejä ei ole käytössä: missään. huumeet diilataan unsseina. ihmisen pituus kerrotaan jalkoina ja paino kivinä.

E: sit seki vielä että britti unssi ja gallona on eri kokoisia kuin jenkkien vastaavat.

[Pöydällä nakki ja pullo vodkaa]

mut yhä vieläkään kukaan vastaantulija ei osaa kertoa montako metriä leveä Thames on siitä Tate modernin kohdalta tai montako metriä pitkä London Bridge on mut kaikki osaa kertoa noi jaardeina tai jalkoina, eikä kukaan osta kiloja tai grammoja vaan unsseja ja paunoja.

Joopa joo hermanni

Voin kyl kuvitella et britit on vähän et "don't know, bye" ja lisää vauhtia ku sössön pysäyttelee kadulla ja kyselee Thamesin leveyksiä metreinä.

[kiimainen dinosaur]

mut yhä vieläkään kukaan vastaantulija ei osaa kertoa montako metriä leveä Thames on siitä Tate modernin kohdalta tai montako metriä pitkä London Bridge on mut kaikki osaa kertoa noi jaardeina tai jalkoina, eikä kukaan osta kiloja tai grammoja vaan unsseja ja paunoja.

Joopa joo hermanni

Voin kyl kuvitella et britit on vähän et "don't know, bye" ja lisää vauhtia ku sössön pysäyttelee kadulla ja kyselee Thamesin leveyksiä metreinä.

Näyttääköhän double s samalta kuin Anders viking lotto Holm?

[38911 BASIC BYTES FREE]

Aikoinaan tuli puheeksi metrinen järjestelmä erään (aika korkeasti koulutetun) britin kanssa, ja sanoi ajattelevansa kyllä perusyksiköitä ja tieteellisempiä juttuja luonnostaan ensisijaisesti metrisen järjestelmän mukaan (jopa etäisyydet kilsoina), mutta sellaiset arkipäiväiset johdannaiset kuin nopeus tai auton bensankulutus on sitten vielä päänsisäisesti niitä maileja tunnissa tai per gallona.