Alko tuurist in Oslo

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Alko tuurist in Oslo

#1 Post by buldozers » 26 Oct 2016, 19:44

Apart from liking Norge's flag, I came here for no reason. I will write here some random observations during the trip.

1st hour:
- It makes me giggle to hear people saying "Ushlu"
-Trains have all kinds of vending and coffee machines
- I found my favourite street so far =D>
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Re: Alko tuurist in Oslo

#2 Post by Bıyıklı adam » 26 Oct 2016, 21:45

seen any testosterone lip balm useing womans yet?
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#3 Post by Äŋ, verinokkaeläin 囧 » 26 Oct 2016, 23:34

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Re: Alko tuurist in Oslo

#4 Post by buldozers » 26 Oct 2016, 23:50

Homokaasua, komisario Palmu wrote:seen any testosterone lip balm useing womans yet?
Not yet, but I just found not- a-bathroom-tile opera building! :joonassmoker:
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#5 Post by Räppi-Turre » 27 Oct 2016, 19:32

Does Norway exist?
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#6 Post by Haamujen kosto » 27 Oct 2016, 20:32

Very weird opera! :shock:
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#7 Post by Not Just Kalmu » 27 Oct 2016, 20:34

is problemvein vein juu kännot find with needel?
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#8 Post by kaikkien kanssa toimeen tuleva » 27 Oct 2016, 20:47

are you going to speak norway there
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Re: Alko tuurist in Oslo

#9 Post by buldozers » 27 Oct 2016, 22:09

Elder Kalmu wrote:is problemvein vein juu kännot find with needel?
:lol: =D> :lol:
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#10 Post by buldozers » 27 Oct 2016, 22:11

kaikkien kanssa toimeen tuleva wrote:are you going to speak norway there
i am trying to speak sweden there and saying kamelåså time to time so they don't notice i am a spy
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Re: Alko tuurist in Oslo

#11 Post by buldozers » 27 Oct 2016, 22:38

Had a sculpture psychosis in Vigeland park :happy2flower:


family crisis: Norge's beer prices
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don't worry my son, I will give you koff
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people looking for bönthöö god
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when it's finally Friday
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when you don't know how to dance so you do the same thing what the other person does next to you
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when you don't have dumbells so you use your children instead
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Re: Alko tuurist in Oslo

#12 Post by buldozers » 28 Oct 2016, 01:18

Oh, yeah. In Norge no Abloy keys, well.. who needs keys anyway
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Re: Alko tuurist in Oslo

#13 Post by buldozers » 28 Oct 2016, 02:06

FYI: Leave your potato bags in Finland if you travel to Ushlo
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No, but seriously... can somebody find any explanation behind this? :D
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#14 Post by Haamujen kosto » 28 Oct 2016, 05:59

buldozers wrote:FYI: Leave your potato bags in Finland if you travel to Ushlo
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No, but seriously... can somebody find any explanation behind this? :D
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#15 Post by Pömbetuk » 28 Oct 2016, 06:06

AALTONEN PÄÄSTÄ MUT OSLOO!!
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