Do you remember the knockings at my house? Well, now a shit appeared in my toilet out of nowhere

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Do you remember the knockings at my house? Well, now a shit appeared in my toilet out of nowhere

#1 Post by man of constant bönthö » 26 Sep 2019, 13:51

I went to toilet and the turd was in there. Not any papers only the shit turd was there in my toilet
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#2 Post by man of constant bönthö » 26 Sep 2019, 13:52

The precence is starting to manifest itself
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tarmo kiertokauppias wrote:
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ja eikö kakkaaminenkin ole tietyllä tavalla ruoanlaittoa, se on vain hyvin myöhäinen vaihe siinä prosessissa
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#3 Post by Iron Jorpe » 26 Sep 2019, 14:03

The one who was knocking is probably now inside your house and uses the toilet ans has very shitty asshole because of not using paper, i believe this person is not able of using the pussy phone because it is probably some kind of ghost or spirit that has no physical hands but turd is still coming from this being
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#4 Post by Kehittyvien maakuntien Simo » 28 Sep 2019, 07:14

Jorpe wrote:
26 Sep 2019, 14:03
The one who was knocking is probably now inside your house and uses the toilet ans has very shitty asshole because of not using paper, i believe this person is not able of using the pussy phone because it is probably some kind of ghost or spirit that has no physical hands but turd is still coming from this being
Hmm, truly a fascinating theory old chum. I do believe that might just be the case here. I think an exorcist of some sort is needed here. And I think I know just the right man for the job...
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#5 Post by warriorsuvut, hevinlöytäjä » 28 Sep 2019, 09:15

It is a good thing the shit was in the toilet, what a thoughtful presence. It could have flushed, though.
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#6 Post by motorisoitu keino » 28 Sep 2019, 11:31

The Phantom of the Toilet, a shit opera

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#7 Post by odotatko jo innolla » 28 Sep 2019, 16:21

Jorpe wrote:
26 Sep 2019, 14:03
The one who was knocking is probably now inside your house and uses the toilet ans has very shitty asshole because of not using paper, i believe this person is not able of using the pussy phone because it is probably some kind of ghost or spirit that has no physical hands but turd is still coming from this being
I think this physical handlessness that dear Mr Jorpe mentioned might be the sole reason why the turd was not flushed in the toilet. I also think that if the poor spirit suffering from need to take a shit would've possessed any kind of ability to physically manipulate existing things, they might've at least written a note to Mocb to express their apology about the turd incident, ok :ok: :ok_hand: :+1:
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#9 Post by tekstendääriä naulan kantaan » 07 Oct 2019, 11:56

was shit more ciint log or smaller piece? maybe flock of pigeons?
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#10 Post by hellästi takaluukkuun pantu koira » 08 Oct 2019, 17:44

Heitä sikaa/filth wrote:
07 Oct 2019, 11:56
was shit more ciint log or smaller piece? maybe flock of pigeons?
pigeons not allowed in the crAPPER, only sparrows thank you very much
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